Showing posts with label miss Lazee Crazee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label miss Lazee Crazee. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Welcome to Gaby's Titled Blah Show!!!

Welcome viewers. como estan todos? today on Gaby's Titled Blah Show i will be talking about... STUFF!!! isnt that interesting? anyway, i heard sonny moore, on his "solo career" is doing techno. i know! every1 is going to hate him now! i know i will! there is no way i am going to buy your cd or whatever. i will acknowledge that you have an awesome voice, and your hair rocks, but techno isnt what im into! why am i so "happy"? anyway, here are some links!!!
Interpretation of FFTL by The Genius*
Ride the Wings of Pestilence*
Final Fanasy a la' dutch e pestilence*
Note to Self *
Note to Self a la' Naruto
Note to Self a la' Naruto II
Christmassacre con milky way, now hated because got rid of glasses* Travis ritcher screams in this one!! (while sonny moore played guitar!!!) sound is kinda bad!
Waltz Moore a la' FFTL*
wavesgoodbye amen to that!
wierd sh*t!!! sonny'a new music. compared to FFTL, worth _____. compared to pop and rap and all those stupid things, ok. i guess. but i dont really like it.
SHAME SHAME!!! WOO HOO!!! THIS ROCKS!!!

THAT IS ALL FOR TODAYS EPISODE OF...GABY'S TITLED BLAH SHOW TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MY FAVORITE VIDEOS ON BANDS OTHER THAN fftl. THANX FOR WATCHING!!!



-mISS l. cRAZEE






*interesting/funny

Sunday, March 11, 2007

"comprede?" "yes." "que bueno..."

okay. are we all caught up 2day? como estan todos? like i care... anyway did you visit the FFTL interpretation? hilarious. only, they are NOT gay. as a whole. individually, i dont know... and who the hell is "barry wom?" and how did he get "resume to b.o."? "dear diary, my teen angst has a bodycount, it's 6, going on 7 now..." have a question for travis ritcher: why did you ever stop screaming for heroine? you are really good at screams. anyway, do the folllowing:
1. go to google video.
2. type in "from first to last"
3. click on the 1st thing that comes up. it should be "Note to Self" (actual MuseVid.)
4. watch it. from there, click on all seemingly interesting vidz.
5. make sure to watch as many interpretations as possible.
6. if you find yourself watching a fall out boy actual muse vid, RUN. flee to canada.
7. go to www.fromfirsttolastlyrics.net i have no real reason for you to visit that. plz go...
8. go to purevolume. you should know where the link is.\
9. chew gum...
10. never ever go to this website: www.engowebwrve.com its not a real website, i just made it up.
thanx. oh, i forgot to explain the "tu madre" thing. i'll just give advice: ***Advice***
-never say "yo momma". it has been overdone. use easy words, like "tu madre" your mom, your mommy, your mother, et cetera. never ever use those stupid "yo momma is so ___ she ______. they arent funny, or insulting, and i hate them. use better ways, like if they say something, use their words against them. for example: "i wish my lawn was emo. then it would cut itself" to this, you would reply: "oh, like your mommy does every morning after everyone leaves?". WARNING: if they are "delicate" they WILL cry... this is VERY BAD. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, MAKE ANYONE CRY. or, if a hated one makes another horrible "emo" joke. if you have no idea what im talking about, read one of my was it january, or february? whatev. if they make an emo joke, reverse it to their mother. or, if you know her and she's nice, insult their grandma. "tu abuela!!!" i must go. Homework calls. **perdon por el post that bored me to tears.

adios.
-Gaby. i actually capitalized the "g". why do i care? "i'll wear your skin as a suit, pretend to be, you, your friends will like you more than they used to..."-guess. its really obvious, idiota. dee dee dee.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^drink soda. it tastes good.

Monday, March 5, 2007

"well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say..." -guess again, mi amigo. this post starts with una historia de queso...

"hola paco. quieres un taco?" (i said) "no thanx. mexican food makes me puke," (said the world.) "porque?" (i asked) "because its toooo greasy." (the world said.) [why isnt "failure by designer jeans" on purevolume working???!!!] "oh. you're talking about cheap mexican food stupid college drop-outs make and sell at corners so they can buy themselves some nasty mcdonald's food." (i said.) "yeah. do you know Billy Bob Joe? that's where i get tacos." (the world said) "what kind of taco did billy bob joe make you?" (i asked el mundo.) "he made me a beef and lettuce and cheddar cheese taco. with mild hot sauce." (the world said, turning green.) "QUE? the REAL tacos have panela, frijoles gisados, and tapatio. those are the most common. another favorite is carne de rez asada con cebolla y ajo, frijoles recien cosidos, y chirmole. also queso fresco. queso fresco..." [tacos vary a lot. depends on part of mexico/latin america.] (i said.) "can i have a taco?" (the world was hopeful...) "no." "why not!!!" "because. just because. also because the first time i asked you, you said no. i have to go. " (i leave. the world is sad. it really wants a taco. el mundo sadly walks away toward billy bob joe's.)

ATREYU!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! "the theft" is stuck in my head again. ay no.
i have a question for people: what are you all on? grass? im assuming grass because you are very stupid, and that can only happen from killing your brain cells while being locked in your room, and smoking grass while mommy and daddy/mommy or daddy are away. seriously though, what are you all on? i was/ am wondering because wierd things are happening again.
for-example,-but-not-really, this guy kept telling me i am wierd, and i was like, "yeah. i know. i dont care." then he goes "its because you only talk to your friends and stuff, or you dont say anything." then, i was like, "i dont talk because i chose not to." then he said that i was wierd, and i said that people have been telling me im wierd for years, and that i knew. then he shutted up and a girl whose name also starts with an M told me he smelled really bad, and couldnt i smell it? and then i said the stench didnt reach me, and she said she thought he hasnt showered in a few days. then i read 1 chapter of the book im on today. also, people ARE ASSUMING THINGS AGAIN!!! dammit. plz stop. andale? por favor? te doy un dulce... [im using begging as a stratagy this time.] has anyone noticed i have stopped taking god's name in vain? i know. im improving. anyway, plz, stop assuming. ask me if unsure. plz be unsure. gracias.

i havent done my homework yet... "shame, shame on me... come again?...shame, shame on ME..." -fftl. heroine.





[censored for content. someone she knows might have read that...]








that was a smart way to get someone to click on the link. plz click on the link. really, i wrote something... but erased because someone i know might read this. someone like D. she will ask. i will answer. plz call her at (***) ***-****. click on her #, plz. anyway, i think mcdonald's food is nasty, "nastick" as my little-est sister says. i almost threw up. never again will i take whatever my people bring me back from a trip to somewhere. even if i am starving as i was that day. plz click on that link. look up christmassacre. and failure by designer jeans. and X12 days of Xxxmasx. and note to self. and secrets dont make friends. and the latest plauge. and world war me. and shame shame. ["just bodies... they bite they scratch they crawl at golden souls, hue pictures you wont see or ever know. just bodies, these golden souls with pictures were deleted, heaved into the ocean to DROWN with their brothers. their brothers..." might be off at a few places. i wrote the words without shame shame playing or the website. i was listening to the levy at the time.]

i have to go. "we wont be taken alive!!!" amen. guess who said that? i have to go. adios. read the following:
1. what happened to lani garver
2. life of pi
3. this other book, that i havent read yet. it takes a lot to be in my top 3 books. chah. someday...
i REALLY have to go. do math HW. adios for the second time, D. ablame.
-gaby. i still hate it when someone spells gaby in any other way. cuatro letras. g-a-b-y. i could spell that with EASE in kindergarten.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (devastated)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

no!!! esto no esta bien!!! esto no esta bien!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! NO. no esta bien. this isnt right. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sonny moore has quit FFTL. is working on a solo career. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
esto no esta bien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NO. NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
the band isnt with capitol records anymore. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i heard about this, i was actualy at the yahoo message boards. they said this. i thought it was a joke, or a misunderstanding, or SOMETHING!!! then i finally went to their website, and ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was like QUE!!!??? read this:



Monday, February 26, 2007
2007 Year Of Change
There are many rumors going around right now about our band, and we have finally ended up in a position to be able to share with you what has happened over the last couple months since the Atreyu Tour fiasco, the cancellation of the Lost Prophets tour, and our backing out of the Give It A Name festival.Sonny Moore has quit the band and is working on a solo career. We (Good, Richter, Bloom and Matt Manning -- now an official member, by the way) were in the studio writing for the new record getting ready to fly to Los Angeles to meet up with Sonny to record the record when we got the news about him leaving.We know that Sonny's departure is going to be a huge deal to a lot of our fans, and we are sorry that these things continue to happen to us (and you). We all tried to make compromises, but sometimes artists just have to do things for themselves.To make matters worse, Capitol Records was on the verge of being bought out by another label and bands were being dropped. Money was put on hold from the label and with FFTL already in debt due to the Atreyu tour and studio costs..... Well, we were pretty much crippled.We had a decision to make that night at the studio that I will never forget... This was the most epic, movie-worthy event of my life. We just said, "Screw this. Let's just do it ourselves. The whole thing -- just us four." The good news is Sonny leaving meant that the band had to make changes, and these changes couldn't have been more positive. And so, that is exactly what we have been doing over the last couple of months -- self-producing the new From First to Last album, without a record label or Sonny.To get the ball rolling, I quickly called my friend Lee Dyess who owns the EarthSound studio in Valdosta, GA where we recorded "dear diary" and "aesthetic" (we also helped him build it), and arranged for the studio time which cost us the rest of our money and favors from Lee. We also teamed up with our close friend Jordan Schur who is not only managing us now, but signed our band to his label Suretone (through Interscope).Matt Good is now fronting the band along with vocals from myself and Manning. We are extremely excited about this record, and we are stoked to be singing again.Thank you everyone so much for all of your support, and to the U.K....we are really sorry you seem to have taken the worst from this, we are gonna make it up this year we promise.Check back for updates and keep your eyes peeled for a complete online over haul for FFTL...

- Travis & FFTL
OH MY GOD.!!! DID YOU READ IT? DO YOU SEE HOW TOTALLY WRONG THIS IS??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE THEM AT TASTE OF CHAOS ALONG WITH OTHER BANDS NEXT YEAR!!! (OR AT THE WARPED TOUR.) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, that's out. how is sonny going to go solo?
somepeoplethinktheygotoutofcapitolrecordsbecausesonnyleft.
ihavebeenreadingmyspace.that'showiknow
somepeopleonlylistenedtothembecausesonnywas/isfiinetotheireyes
whatissonnygoingtosing?
mattgoodisagoodsinger/screamer.
iwonderwhatisgoingtohappen?
iwishtheyhadwaitedayearuntilsonnyleft.iwantedtoseethemlive.
whathappenedtotheshameshamevid?
imwritinglikethisbecauseitcalmsmedown
whatthehellissonnygoingtodo?
imstillconfusedoverwhoemilyis.
ihopetheystaywiththeirstyleanddontbecomemetalbecauseimnotallowedtoenjoy/listentometalatall
theasearejustrandomthoughts.goingthroughmymind.
wherethehellistheshameshamevid?
nottheawesomelivevid.theyweregoingtomakeanactualvid.theysaidthisonSURSbamboozle.
someonesaidsonnywasgoingtogotechnoonusall.ifhedoesiwillhatehim.
somesayhewasoverlydramaticwhenhe"vocalized".
whatissonnygoingtodosolo?
iamsooooooogoingtogethtiernewcdwhenitcomesout.
doesthismeanthatsonnydidntwriteanyofthesongs?askingposttravisritcherwrote.
whatiftheirmusicdoesntsurvive?imeanintherecordingstudio.whatiftheyrunoutofmoney?
plz visit http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=96306
they play music.
i found a place that plays christmassacre: (nota: you can barely hear what they are saying...)http://play.rhapsody.com/album/tasteofchristmas/christmassacre?didAutoplayBounce=true
here is the X12 days of XxxmasX:
http://www.rhapsody.com/-search?query=X12+Days+Of+Xxxmasx&searchtype=RhapTrack
you can also not understand what they are saying here either, but i can. they need to sing louder.

after pensando for a while, i think that it was actually kind of obvious someone was going to leave FFTL. it had to be sonny, going to his "solo career". there are people who believe he is going to fail, and want to join FFTL again. i agree. unless he joins some other band, or forms one, there is no way he will succeed solo. solo means alone in spanish. masculine. feminine would be sola. yo no estoy sola. i still dont know who emily (on the dear diary cd) is. people have to many theories that are not proven in any way. the one that makes more sense is one someone i forgot said: that emily played 'im. then they wrote other songs. like note to self "note to self, i miss you terribly, this is what we call a trajedy..." makes sense. (i think i spelled trajedy wrong.) someone on yahoo... i have to go. for reasons of my own.
adios. i will talk 2morrow if i feel like it.
-gaby: no longer going NOOOO!!! at sonny leaving FFTL. they were working on the record and he just sings. read the thing i copied and pasted again. adios, again. bye.

Monday, February 26, 2007

"nadie puede leer esto!!!" (yo dije) "porque no?" (pregunto el mundo...) "porque no tenia ninguna idea de escribir para mi titulo, por eso."(yo dije.)

como estan todos? i had no idea there was a limit to how many characters you can "use" in your "title". i stayed after school 'til 5 today. me, L, M1, and M2 had a good time. recording each other, "interviewing" each other. there was a piont when i said something, ad was completely serious, and M2, (who was recording at the time) started to laugh a silent-face laugh, and she couldnt breathe, and we were all wondering why she was laughing. nobody understood what i just said, huh? also, as we were filming, the camera girl would start laughing for no reason whatsoever. then, once, L was saying something, and me and M1 started to skip around like little girls in front of the camera to see what happened. M2 stopped the camera and told us to stop acting like my sister. then i sat on a rocking chair and fell. because i was rocking it too much. and then i got back on and M2 pushed me and i fell again. it doesnt sound like fun, but we were goffing off and all the teachers were at some meeting, and couldnt come out and say "that's not very nice, blah blah blah blah. " a wise cartoon character that i am forced to watch once a week once said: "noooooooooo touchy!!!" yah. i would like to say that people keep leaning on me, pushing me, grabbing my hair, not giving me my, as my 1st grade (looooooooooooooong time ago...) (ye olde skool) counsileor once said " everyone needs their own personal bubble." amen.!!!!!!!!!1 TO THE PEOPLE: IF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE for FIVE MINUTES, i will give a great sigh of relief, and actually go and volunteer somewhere, someday. ah, someday. the great excuse of all lazy/busy people. people never leave me alone. its like they are trying to kill me. oh, my mom is watching "objetivo fama" and the singing artists are actually all really good. they sound as if they drink from the fountain of Talento. they are all 10 times better than anyone on american idol. and, no1 on american idol is my idol, and what the hell is an idol except a false god, and someone you look up to? i have found something even wierder than quoting your 1st grade school counsilor: i can actually sing. but, in spanish. not an awesome fountain-of-talento voice, but a decently good voice. in english, i sound like un pito de calabasa. (exprecion.) "failure by designer jeans" isnt working on purevolume. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am done with mi tarea, and i get to skip part of 1st, 2nd, and some of 3rd period 2morrow. and if i get caught, it wont matter because i will be at the high school. woo hoo. anyway, i have to wash thy hair. i will now visit http:www.fromfirsttolastlyrics.net. plz read the xmas songs. gracias. i have to go. adios.

-gaby. i hate it when they spell "gaby" with an i, 2b's, or a v. pisses me off. :) its FOUR letters. how hard is it to remember g-a-b-y??? how stupid are you? as you reflect on your stupidity, i will read FFTL lyrics and ponder why idiots keep trying to get my computer with a virus. :). eso, mi amigo, era sarcasm.

Friday, February 23, 2007

"...send the critics to hell with the sound of our voices..."-GUESS.

shit!!! i totally forgot to explicar what kind of person damnyou'reslow is!!! explicacion: poser with shoulder-length hair. not in a good way, like sonny moore, but in a bad way like someone who has shoulder-length hair and is a guy and it isnt a good thing. o. se me olvido decir que como estan todos. como estan todos?

today i worked on documentary thing, and it was fun, but also kind of serious. my friend L told her story, and it was kinda sad. the camera hates me. i think. M1 filmed the whole thing as M2 waited for a basket ball game. ***gracias a mi maestra de social studies por dejar me usar su camara.

i found a site that lets u go to KVLT for FREE. yesterday i visited this website, http://fromfirsttolastlyrics.net if the hyperlink is wrong, a quien le importa? that site has the words to the songs. smart people refer to words of a song as "lyrics.". one song is kinda... not good. not good-not good as in good, but not good as in NOT GOOD! i like the 2 christmas songs. santa is going to die because he isnt real and i never believed in the fhapp lardass anyway, and FFTL said he was going to die. i also liked the whole "12 days of Xmas" redo. i have never heard it, but if you read the lyrics and sing it to the tune of the original 12 days of Xmas song, it sounds nice.

NOTE TO SELF: on purevolume isnt working!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(refreshing page...)


"send the critics to hell with the sound of our voices" is from::: the latest plauge. i spelled plauge wrong, didnt i? ya se. "you were always my enemy, carefully crafting my demise..." yes, yes you were. por favor guess---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- oh!!!! i just remembered!!! por favor means "for a favor" and i think i know why please means plz!!! ok, so, if you do someone a favor, arent you "pleasing" them? and "por favor" directly translated means "for a favor..." and i think, that a loooooooooong time ago, in that place where Pip is from, and they changed it because to do someone a favor is to please them. the place where Cortez came from, Espana, stuck to "por favor." i came up with this one on my own, muchas gracias. this is one of the awesome things of being bilingual, being able to figure out stuff like this when you are bored. woo hoo.

there is this once-a-week article, and they ask THE mexican Q's, (some are disgusting and i dont bother to read them...) and he answers. anyway, this person asked something, about mexicans driving low riders and stopping in the middle of the road, and then glare at other cars. then THE mexican funnily explained that no mexicano would ever stop in the middle of the road without:
a. turning on emergency lights
b. blasting los horoscopos de durango a few thousand decibels, (true. no really, this is true. my mom has like, three of their cd's. i can dance to every single one of them. yes, gaby can dance. and yes, the end is near.)
c. (the person asking the Q. also said that everyone got out of the car, and then glared.) gustavo arellano replied to the person w/ this: {we would never just glare. we would glare and add a well-timed "p****e gabacho!!!"} yes, he said that. only in a slightly different way.

***advice: NEVER whistle a 5 note whistle at someone who knows someone who/is someone who speaks espanol. never. ever. if you do, you will find yourself crying in pain. or being sued. something bad. DONT EVER DO THAT. the people whom the whistle is directed at WILL get REVENGE. venganza. dont believe me??? ask an espanol-speaking friend of yours. they should know. if they dont, they should then ask around.


bored, bored. plz "believe. my words" "are"nt "lacking honesty." (from 'Failure by designer jeans') adios. i shall now surf thy spiderweb to ease thy boredom.

-gaby, la loca. que si sabe bailar. pero no le gusta bailar porque es un waste of time.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

esto no esta bien!!! voy a ver cuanto espanol yo puedo toss.

hora si estoy segura que gente que yo cononsco esta leyendo este blog. si lo vas a leer, entonces deja un comment. eso es lo uniquo que pido. cuanto trabajo te questa escribir un comment? otra vez que esto pase yo voy a poner a mi blog para que nomas los que tienen un blogger/google account puedan leer lo. entiendes? ya se que no se como escribir muy bien.

apparently people are dropping "f"'s as if they were gum. no1 i know really drops many "f's". sure, M1 says it when she's pissed, pero lo dice en espanol. my people prefer to drop "d's" "s's" and "she is such a freaking "b". not as much as the "d's" and "s's". and only one of my friends drops "b's". the rest of us drop them occasionally, when deserved.

i am really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, BORED. today me, M1, and M2 did a vid. after school. M2 worked on a paper for this class she has, and i "interviewed" M1. on an actual camera that records stuff. but it came out really stupid. we were sitting on rocking chairs, and the camera and M1 were both moving in opposite directions. really wierd. when the camera recorded my voice, i sounded as if i had a really bad sore throat. and M1 kept laughing and messing up on what she was supposed to say, and i started to ask stupid questions. we deleted everything...

something that really pisses me off is the fact that SOMEONE can watch premios lo nuestro, and i didnt get to watch the fuse fangoria chainsaw awards. where bands performed??? and it was on, at least FIVE TIMES. i didnt get to watch it because

a. "im watching a movie. go away."
b. "la fea mas bella(novelas diferentes) is on right now..."
c. "gaby!!! im watching spongebob squarepants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! put it back!!!! (crying.)"
d. "we are going to blankety blank blank's house. no, you cant stay home."
e. "i dont wanna. you didnt let me watch (algo estupido) yesterday."

i havent done any of my homework.
plz visit the following websites::::
http://google.com
http://purevolume.com/fromfirsttolast
http://theused.net
http://fuse.tv bad things here sometimes. go straight to SURS or the taste of chaos tour game where vocals for this band fight to the death with the vocals if this band.
http://fromfirsttolast.com
adios. i have to go. D called.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

todo esta bien

all is well. thank you for asking. plz visit purevolume and lisen to FFTL . actually, you dont have to, but dale una chansa. i might have spelled that wrong... a quien le importa? i think Chiodos is ok. i have thought this for quite some time now, but i didnt say. SAOSIN is also good. but not as good as my 5 bands whose name pops into my mind when i think of bands. i wish it would rain. there is this idiot, and i suspect he has to many "amigas". when it all blows up in his face, i will be there, and i will laugh. or feel shame for how messed up we all are. anyway, hast thou ever felt this feeling where something happens, and a song that you know has words that totally fit in to what happened? yeah. when that happens, deja vu. whatever deja vu means... i dont have the exact dictionary definition. this is how it happened: (this did not happen this day. or, as a matter of fact, this month.) me and my people (i refer 2 friends as "my people".) were eating lunch at our table. anyway, "damnyou'reslow" passes by, and is wearing black eye make up. me and my friend M look at each other and yell, "SE PINTO LOS OJOS!!!" this was said at the same time, without us planning it. we were amazed that he painted his eyes. and shocked. then we started to laugh, because we had said something at the same time. then he turned around, and i think he glared, and i was the only one who noticed the glare. i felt bad, and FFTL's "Waltz Moore" immediatly popped into my head. i know i am REALLY ANNOYING with the whole FFTL thing. so, if you dont know the lyrics to that song, here they are: well, some of them...
"i cant eat, anything, without shoving my hands down my throat. and i refuse to meet the world without smearng on make-up, with my hair, blinding my eyes..." i vowed never to make fun of someone wearing eye make-up ever again. the glaring eyes... scary... looked like they wanted me dead. actually, no, they didnt want me dead. i exagerated just now. they were super pissed, though. and i did feel wierd. they wer pissed off by the unfairness or something. or i overthought this and they were pissed because we were laughing. either way, that was an sort-of idea- butnotreally changing experience. my friend M is writing a story on vampires, werewolves, and humans. she wants us to select a character and make it up. not based on ourselves at all. jess, on the other freaking hand, made me this character named "Ela" (i picked the name) and changed 2 things for the worst: 1. she made my character thats supposed to be me, wear a pink leather mini skirt with a pink and white shirt. 2. and my "super" powers are attracting "men" and "killing them" with my voice. what the f*ck?! then she refuses to remove her binder from my locker. i have placed it in a findable spot and the principal has probably taken it and placed it in the lost and found box next to my social studies class. (is that still there?) anyway, i could have mentioned this yesterday, but forgot. NOT COOL. i apologize for saying this on the internet, jess. but it had to be done. adios. i must go pray a rosary with my mom and sister.
-Gaby, the wierd one also known as Ms. Lazee Crazee. who has a concience. and has had too much orange juice. yesterday. i havent had any yet today.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

stuff about stuff.... bored.

hey. i have nothing to say, so i am going to talk about myself. i have brown hair, brown eyes, and i never get mani/peticures. i only keep my nails clean and keep them short. a lot of the time my hands are covered in ink because i draw on my left hand a lot. i get in trouble for doing that. mexican american. ablo espanol, pero no se como escribir muy bien. i wear pants. jeans, never skirts or dresses. i like music. who doesnt? 5 bands that rock are:
  1. FFTL
  2. the used
  3. mcr (old music. new stuff is worth nada. )
  4. afi (i know, davy dresses like a f*g. who cares? its the music. i put a star there instead of an "a" because that word is offensive to some. )
  5. think, think, what is their name? think, think... i cant remember.... they have a song... whats it called, what the heck is wrong with me....think....think....oh. i know... its this band, has a song, oh yeah, dia verde.

the bands were not in order and there are many more. i want cds but cant get them yet. poor me... i dont have a myspace profile. 2 reasons: 1. tooooooooo lazy to get one. 2. stuff happened there, and none of my actual friends are on myspace, or they are, but they havent told me.

mangas rock. my fave actual manga is fruits basket. my favorite anime is Bleach. my favorite book is what happened to lani garver. i dont read as many mangas as i read/lisen 2 music/ watch tv. there is going to be some party today for birthday, and i dont wanna go... what else? i get good grades, wow. i dont really do much of anything. sports? NO. oh, yeah, my fave movie is the school of rock with Jack Black in it. i have never seen pocahontas 1. ever. my laptop is making a wierd humming sound. yesterday my antivirus detected a virus that would have crashed my computer and protected my from it. the "risk level" or whatever was "high". what did i ever do to you, virus maker upper? i officially hate you. congrats, gaby hates your guts and wishes you a horrible life. :) i hope karma or whatever gets you, and you get dumped or you lose your favorite cd at a critical time when you need it. :) how do i make the ) into a grin? ))? whatever. purevolume and all trademarks and stuff are property of unborn media inc, co, or tm, or something. im supposed to do that. /say that. "take it away....take my....burn the sun, burn the light, take take take take take take it away. take my hand, take my life, take take take take take take it away..." -the used. take it away. in love and death. iforgotwhatyear

i hate the way some people seem nice and are actually horrible people. i also hate moldy cheese. im still wearing my pj's :) i washed my Phys. Ed. uniform. yesterday, on comedy central, i saw a movie called not another teen movie. it was funny. especially when the guy told the girl she was a talented artist, when she drew like a 40 year old first grader. ha. in the original movie, the girl actually is good at art. i would like to see epic movie. people are starting to tick me off. hypocrits. i despise hypocrits who dont admit they are hypocrits. i am very bored. im going to eat "lunch" now. turkey sandwitch. woo hoo. adios.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

i am using the font callled "Georgia"

hello world. the "hello world" piece i did a long time ago is kind of cheesy. here's what went wrong: when i was writing it, in between places, i would make this ^ only, it was that like a (. and in there i would add awesome details and the planet coughing violently. but that is how you show html, so it didn't show up. bummer. i never say bummer except for just now. my language arts teacher thinks i am a good writer. she was all telling me this in front of people and totally embarrassing me. my whole language arts class probably thinks i am some kind of teachers pet. crap... oh well. its not as if their opinion of me matters...except for like, a few nice people, and stuff. HelloGoodbye is SO gay. how the hell did they get to number 5 on No. 1 Countdown Viewer's Choice? "without love pain, cant get enough, pain, i rather feel pain than nothing at all"-3 Dahys Grace or something like that. good song. they came in number 3. then 30 Seconds to mars' video for "from Yesterday" was number 2. guess what song was numero uno? yeah. mcr's totally shallow song from their new totally shallow cd. come on!!! just because their first to cds rocked a a lot, doesnt mean you have to go by with everything they say. i am over thinking on this subject. 30 sec. 2 mars is ok, but they are kind of i dont know, they have a lot of "explicit content." overly so. sometimes stuff i say makes no sense at all. i need to figure out exactl how many cds i want and the number of bands i lisen to... i have no homework at all this past week. awesome. some people are really annoying. they start humming and drumming with their fingers...sometimes im like "im going to KILL you!!! STOP!!!!!" but i, ofcourse dont say anything. i just get really irritated... and have day dreams of strangling that person to death. no, that was an exageration. sorry. although, i do feel like bitch slapping them and then throwing rocks at them. no, just bitch slapping them until they start to cry, and their cheeks are (FACE cheeks!!!) are redder than an artificially flavored cherry popsicle. becuase they are all "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhmmmmm"
and it really gets to me, ESPECIALMENTE if i am trying to do my school work. SANTA!!! i hate it when someone is checking someone else/you out and they totally act as if they arent. pisses me off, thats what it does. although some moves are very "smooth" i can still tell. "im not checking anybody out, im putting on my backpack" what, you think i have a brain the size of an orange? fat chance. even if i did, i would still totally be WAY smarter than you, you stupid dee dee dee. i also hate eaves-droppers. (i think the word "eaves-dropper" comes from medival times. here's why: they had this thing called "eaves" and the would "drop" them on the ground, and this was done whenever they "cleaned" [air quotes, air quotes.] their homes. i think, that like, 2 people would talk, and the servant, slave, or person, would go in and drop the eaves, and hear the whole entire conversation. am i good, or what? im a student in public school. i have no extracuricular activities. i figured this out when my social studies studied medival times, and i read a book on some family, and they explained what "eaves" are. [straw, or something like straw. if you were muy rico your eaves were sweet smelling things, like herbs and stuff] i came with this theory on my own. has any1 noticed i have never mentioned my grade or age? plz, if you have ever read this, plz comment and guess my age. gracias. adios.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

"I asked the World, and it replied sadly..." but not really, i made it up

"hello, world. como estas?" gaby asked el mundo.

the world replies: " im not doing to well, i am currently sick. the humans have polluted my atmosphere, water, dirt, and wild life. they are using up all of my resources. my doctor says i dont have much more time to live. "

"thats a shame. i wish i could help you out". gaby said.

"you can...all you have to do is try not to throw away too much trash, recycle more, plant a few trees... stop cutting down my medicine, the rain forest... you know, treat me with more respect for raising so much life, i at least deserve to live as long as i need to... not die a few million years early. " the mundo replied hopefully.

"if i help you, it wont make much difference. im just one person. what do you want me to do? become a hippy?" i, gaby, told the world.

"you dont have to become a hippy, just be aware of what you are doing to me... and let your consience do the rest... maybe pay a few extra $$$ to get good energy, like wind or that water powered thing, hydrosomethingiforgot. maybe stop cutting down my medicine... like i said before, plant a few trees . im sorry, but i cant seem to... speak, right now... they just dumped some............ toxic waste at one of my onceuponatimereallyclean rivers......... . i have to go now my i feel.... really sick right now... goodbye... cruel children i have cared for thousands..... of------years... "

"goodbye, World. Earth. i will try to stop you from dieing, or your prized vital organ, the ozone layer, from being torn. tomorrow i will watch what i throw away, and what i poor down the sink... et cetera. be strong." i closed.

"i dont think i can, human. " (while the earth talks, it coughs after every four words and weezes during these:...)
*********************if you actually think i spoke with our planet, you are crazier than... than... you're really messed up. seriously. we have a problem. this is just ONE of our problems. we have tons more. dont. get. me. started. if. you. do. this. blog. will. never. end. even. after. i. die.


i have done most of my homework, thanx for asking. the "world taking to me" thing was totally made up as i typed it. oh!!!! oh!!! i should turn it into a poem!!!!!! yeah!!!!! but, i have a problem. i dont really FEEL like working on a poem right now. i shall do it someday. ah, someday. the excuse of all lazy people. (have i said that before?, yes, yes i have.) boredbutnotreally, boredbutnotreally. today i called D. we talked for like, an hour. someone keeps calling my cell during 4th period. STOP!!! once it rang because i forgot to put it on vibrate. oh, the embarrasment! i am very wierd, arent i? i can now see why some people, pre-black parade, (I DESPISE black parade!!!!) hated mcr. they are too old, and are being placed in teeny bopper mags. but back then, 3 cheers for sweet revenge was actually kicking serious a$$. but still, people MY age were going "oh, (fill in the blank) is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!" SHUT UP! PLZ!!! im begging you. its been awhile, and you still havent stopped. this pains me. :( although, i would like to confess something. this has nothing to do with mcr. this has to do with FFTL. the one on vocals, Sonny, has talento. way more than the vocals for mcr, gerard. you must be going, DUH did she relize this JUST NOW? no, i didnt relize this just now. thanx for asking. that really wasnt something to be confessed, was it? i should know, im catholic. *** from now on, i will try to italic-ize anything in espanol. ok? si. sorry, i was eating a sandwitch wrap thing. delicious. turkey. ah, turkey. way better than ham. dont tell anyone, but i kinda sorta hate my sci teacher. fun-ish class, but, eh. my fave. teacher is either my math teacher, or my physical education teacher. or my language arts teacher. it is a TIE!!! woo hoo. they are all clases buenas. also my "world history" teach. or how my people call the class, social studies. all the same. i think they are all decent teachers. all of them. but class enjoying-ness wise and class fun-ness-wise, language arts comes out numero uno. i am very bored, and have nothing to speak of, so i wrote about school.

the pain, the lies, the dark.
the hurt, the angst, the sad.
the undignified thoughts and actions
of the whole
it all comes together
it forms
depression, manipulation, and crap.

that juan colorado's enchilada de queso is a lame thing i made up, because i am bored. if i was to actually think of forming it into a decent poem, it would take a lot of emotion and thought. wow. i just relized that if i took what i wrote on my posts, i could write a few good songs. THE THOUGHTS, EXPRESSIONS, AND IDEAS ON RANDOMTHOUGHTSBYGABY.BLOGSPOT.COM ARE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF THE SOLE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG. YOU ARE NOT TO COPY, TAKE, OR STEAL ANY IDEAS, THOUGHTS, EXPRESSIONS, VIEWS, ET CETERA WITHOUT EMAIL PERMISSION FROM THE AUTHOR. YOU CAN, HOWEVER, MAKE FUN AT THE "SMARTNESS" OF THIS BLOG, AND LAUGH AT IT FREELY WITH YOUR PEOPLE, A.K.A., FRIENDS, FAMILY, NEIGHBORS, AND PEOPLE YOU ARE FORCED TO BE AROUND WITH. THANK YOU.
-gaby, the SOLE author of this blog. contact me @ this web page. leave a comment. i will answer your comment, and give you permission, or not. i know. "as if anyone would want to plagerize your posts" i dont care. this is my random thoughts. MINE. from MY head. im 3/4 serious. the bold capitals are real. u better r-e-s-p-e-c-t me. i have to go, finish HW, eat another turkey sandwitch wrap thing, lisen 2 musica, et cetera. move on with my life. adios.
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Saturday, February 10, 2007

this post is boring. uninteresting. blah blah blah.

i want 2 more cds.... wahhhh wahhhhh. hello. i am gaby. i have nothing to say. at all. i need to get myself some internet friends, u know? i should try myspace or some chat thing. message boards? whatever. i havent done my homework yet. yes, unfortunatly, i have homework on the weekends. :( maybe if i used more espanol, i would meet someone else who also speaks spanish!!! hola! necesito amigos por el intertnet. por favor, ayuda me. no se que acer. estoy really bored. tengo una montana de tarea, que no he hecho. estoy leyendo un libro por alguien. pero se me olvido su nombre, de la que escribio libro. i need to work on my spelling... "please, dont believe, my words...." i am very wierd. gracias. remember the sub who thought i was italian? una ves estaba un maestro estupido que penso que yo era italiana. pero, despues, estaba escribiendo un papel para una clase que tenemos en puro espanol, y el maestro vio que no era italiana. estaba muy chiztozo. good times. :) i have noticed that on my Quotes blog, http://wierdolives.blogspot.com/ i have mostly FFTL Quotes. bad. i need to find interesting stuff other people say. jess, if u r reading this, plz reply and leave a lame/good Quote, so i can post it on http://wierdolives.blogspot.com/. gracias. i am very bored at the moment, and therefore, have nothing in interesting to say. bye. "and im sick of this scene." adios, idiotas del mundo. scratch the last part. ps: im too lazy to start my homework. i'll have to do it and rush tomorrow at 9pm. poor unfortunate child ***arrow pointing at me***

Thursday, February 8, 2007

awww mannnnnnnnnnnn................

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! today they changed the sitting arrangements in science class!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont WANT to sit there. :( yes, they make us sit where the underpaid teachers say.
ok, thats out... i need to call my friend D. i have to do my science HW. yesterday i didnt do it... this grading period, i got all a's. not all a+'s but a+'s, a's, and a-'s. last grading period i got one b= a B+. in math... this grading period igot an A+. what. now. novelas are overly dramatic and seriously messed up. thumbs down... i know. today, this post doesnt really SAY much of importance, or is anything you would find even remotley interesting. today, this poet had a worskshop, and i got to improve my peotry skills. i got skills, man. just dont tell anyone. until i am unlazy enough to edit poetry and write it the right way above. i really do have skills. out of the people that readaloud their poems, mine was more, how should i say, poemy. some were overly descriptive. some were too "blah. blah blah blah blah. blah! blah blah." BORING. one of the out-loud-readers was in the same grade i am in, and was mistaken for a grade underneath us, funny, read his poem toooooooooo enthusiastic-ly. my god, its a poem. not a full blown descriptive paragraph... or an essay. santa. anyway, it was fun. i learned about "power" words and "nerd" words. the poet was bald, and somehow resembled Benjamin Franklin. with his bifocals on. we were all laughing... none of my friends were with me, sadly. :( i saw an "alcohol" vid 2day. eh. ot was kind of cheesy. not juan colorado's enchiladas de queso cheesy, but cheesy like a greasy grilled cheese sandwitch, that, for SOME reason, you crave. it was an ok cheesy. yes. i know. i obcess over cheese. get. over. your. self. thanx! :) that mi amigo, was sarcasm. bored, bored, but not really... i must go NOW. i have metric tons of homework, i havent even started. shame on me.