my toe nails are the color of wierd purple. i painted them just for the hell of it.

its true.

hola paco, quires un taco?

"no. last time you asked me this sad things happened. "

what sad thing?

"i went to see this cracker so that he would make me some tacos, and i ended up being rushed to the hospital and treated for extreme food poisoning."

you think that is sad?

"yes."

well here is something sadder. the members of fftl havent cut their hair yet. dont get me wrong, i dont lisen to music just because they have great hair. i lisen 'cause it rocks, but i am an appreciator of great hair. here is their vid. see how long thier hair is? imagine how long it is RIGHT NOW. *shudders* plz, plz, PLZ cut your hair. but, if not all of u can, at least have derek bloom chop off 5 inches. plz? porfavor!!!!

guess what? apparently i'm motherfucker's friend-in-law. because i'm jess's friend. kinda makes sense.
m1 is happy i am going 2 be a dama.
i havent had chocolate all week so far since friday. YAY! i am learning to control my chocolate addiction.
no, wait. i had a granola bar 2day, and it was chocolate chip. never mind.
D is addicted to inuyasha. es official.
i am almost done with my math homework. YAY! 2 more problems 2 go!!!
my sister thinks soad is saying "from the pickle drawer" when they say "from the tablecloth". it was funny.
i had tacos to day...
lalalalalaaaaaaaaooooooooooo
bored, bored.
i need 2 clean out my binder.
adios.
-crazy gaby.
ps: this post was very shot. YAY!
pps: rubber cement smells nasty.

oh... QUE?

some people are seriously really annoying. i am starting to despise PE. i hate work out vidz. talked to D for a while. didnt admit the thing she was supposed to admit... oh well. i will annoy her until she cracks and then arranges to some day come to my house so she can kick me with a fancy black-belted kick. she's a black belt. no me crees? a mi no me importa. dollar tree actually scares me. some people refuse to believe this. porque? purevolume is actually working, and FFTL has helped me get taking back sunday's "liar (it takes one to know one)" (i saw the vid today.) out of my head. remember the sub. who thought i was italian? good times. a lot of people i know a mistaken for things they arent. sad.

people are acting wierd again. the day before yesterday, this idiota was all eyeing people i know, and being all wierd. why are you acting wierd, people? and this person... said stuff. would not leave me alone. my friend D thinks reading 151 pages in 2 days at school is a lot. whats her problem? my lie-ing, chubby, lazy, cheeky little brother who doesnt respect my authority is watching finding nemo right now. my loud music addiction is causing my mom head aches that magically start when mi musica is on. but when the munchkins (nicknamed so by jess/fallen falcon.) turn the TV on full blast, no head aches are reported, and i am the one who has to make them turn it down. esto no esta bien, not really. there is a sore throat epidemic going around. my throat is trying to kill me. making me want to cough so badly without being able to is making my eyes water, and then, por cualquier rason, they start to think im crying!!! 3 things wrong with that:
1. why the hell would ANYONE cry in a public place, other than the extreme emotional need to? i havent had the reason to cry. "ay no, el mundo se esta muriendo!" i know this already. that is not a reason to cry. i know we are all going to kill the planet someday, but thats no reason to cry.
2. when my eyes water, it means i have been close to a computer long enough/ trying hard not to cough and tear throat in 2/eye problems.
3. do all people think girls are crybabies, who cant handle the truth about stuff??? if YOU or someone you know believes this, please, plz comment, leave your name, address, phone #, email, blood type, possible escape routes, (for example, "flee to canada") people who are near and dear to you, and a list of possible acomplices that would help you escape. an angry mob should visit you when we have the time. we have lives. unlike you.

whenever someone says something, reply with "tu abuela" and watch them become enraged with fury at you. they will only get mad if they understand basic spanish, and you say "tu abuela" in a totally serious way. i did this today, said it to M2. she was pissed. it passed. i was just kidding. someday, ("ah, someday, the excuse of all lazy people"- gaby. yes, i have said this.) i will explain the whole "tu madre" thing. there are many insults there.in many colorful ways. :) adios.
-gaby, aka: miss lazee crazee, who is having a sugar rush at the moment. mucho chocolate. "ruega por nosotros los pecadores, a hora, y en la hora asta nuestra muerte, amen." my abuela know the whole entire rosary in latin. what. now.

"...send the critics to hell with the sound of our voices..."-GUESS.

shit!!! i totally forgot to explicar what kind of person damnyou'reslow is!!! explicacion: poser with shoulder-length hair. not in a good way, like sonny moore, but in a bad way like someone who has shoulder-length hair and is a guy and it isnt a good thing. o. se me olvido decir que como estan todos. como estan todos?

today i worked on documentary thing, and it was fun, but also kind of serious. my friend L told her story, and it was kinda sad. the camera hates me. i think. M1 filmed the whole thing as M2 waited for a basket ball game. ***gracias a mi maestra de social studies por dejar me usar su camara.

i found a site that lets u go to KVLT for FREE. yesterday i visited this website, http://fromfirsttolastlyrics.net if the hyperlink is wrong, a quien le importa? that site has the words to the songs. smart people refer to words of a song as "lyrics.". one song is kinda... not good. not good-not good as in good, but not good as in NOT GOOD! i like the 2 christmas songs. santa is going to die because he isnt real and i never believed in the fhapp lardass anyway, and FFTL said he was going to die. i also liked the whole "12 days of Xmas" redo. i have never heard it, but if you read the lyrics and sing it to the tune of the original 12 days of Xmas song, it sounds nice.

NOTE TO SELF: on purevolume isnt working!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(refreshing page...)


"send the critics to hell with the sound of our voices" is from::: the latest plauge. i spelled plauge wrong, didnt i? ya se. "you were always my enemy, carefully crafting my demise..." yes, yes you were. por favor guess---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- oh!!!! i just remembered!!! por favor means "for a favor" and i think i know why please means plz!!! ok, so, if you do someone a favor, arent you "pleasing" them? and "por favor" directly translated means "for a favor..." and i think, that a loooooooooong time ago, in that place where Pip is from, and they changed it because to do someone a favor is to please them. the place where Cortez came from, Espana, stuck to "por favor." i came up with this one on my own, muchas gracias. this is one of the awesome things of being bilingual, being able to figure out stuff like this when you are bored. woo hoo.

there is this once-a-week article, and they ask THE mexican Q's, (some are disgusting and i dont bother to read them...) and he answers. anyway, this person asked something, about mexicans driving low riders and stopping in the middle of the road, and then glare at other cars. then THE mexican funnily explained that no mexicano would ever stop in the middle of the road without:
a. turning on emergency lights
b. blasting los horoscopos de durango a few thousand decibels, (true. no really, this is true. my mom has like, three of their cd's. i can dance to every single one of them. yes, gaby can dance. and yes, the end is near.)
c. (the person asking the Q. also said that everyone got out of the car, and then glared.) gustavo arellano replied to the person w/ this: {we would never just glare. we would glare and add a well-timed "p****e gabacho!!!"} yes, he said that. only in a slightly different way.

***advice: NEVER whistle a 5 note whistle at someone who knows someone who/is someone who speaks espanol. never. ever. if you do, you will find yourself crying in pain. or being sued. something bad. DONT EVER DO THAT. the people whom the whistle is directed at WILL get REVENGE. venganza. dont believe me??? ask an espanol-speaking friend of yours. they should know. if they dont, they should then ask around.


bored, bored. plz "believe. my words" "are"nt "lacking honesty." (from 'Failure by designer jeans') adios. i shall now surf thy spiderweb to ease thy boredom.

-gaby, la loca. que si sabe bailar. pero no le gusta bailar porque es un waste of time.

esto no esta bien!!! voy a ver cuanto espanol yo puedo toss.

hora si estoy segura que gente que yo cononsco esta leyendo este blog. si lo vas a leer, entonces deja un comment. eso es lo uniquo que pido. cuanto trabajo te questa escribir un comment? otra vez que esto pase yo voy a poner a mi blog para que nomas los que tienen un blogger/google account puedan leer lo. entiendes? ya se que no se como escribir muy bien.

apparently people are dropping "f"'s as if they were gum. no1 i know really drops many "f's". sure, M1 says it when she's pissed, pero lo dice en espanol. my people prefer to drop "d's" "s's" and "she is such a freaking "b". not as much as the "d's" and "s's". and only one of my friends drops "b's". the rest of us drop them occasionally, when deserved.

i am really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, BORED. today me, M1, and M2 did a vid. after school. M2 worked on a paper for this class she has, and i "interviewed" M1. on an actual camera that records stuff. but it came out really stupid. we were sitting on rocking chairs, and the camera and M1 were both moving in opposite directions. really wierd. when the camera recorded my voice, i sounded as if i had a really bad sore throat. and M1 kept laughing and messing up on what she was supposed to say, and i started to ask stupid questions. we deleted everything...

something that really pisses me off is the fact that SOMEONE can watch premios lo nuestro, and i didnt get to watch the fuse fangoria chainsaw awards. where bands performed??? and it was on, at least FIVE TIMES. i didnt get to watch it because

a. "im watching a movie. go away."
b. "la fea mas bella(novelas diferentes) is on right now..."
c. "gaby!!! im watching spongebob squarepants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! put it back!!!! (crying.)"
d. "we are going to blankety blank blank's house. no, you cant stay home."
e. "i dont wanna. you didnt let me watch (algo estupido) yesterday."

i havent done any of my homework.
plz visit the following websites::::
http://google.com
http://purevolume.com/fromfirsttolast
http://theused.net
http://fuse.tv bad things here sometimes. go straight to SURS or the taste of chaos tour game where vocals for this band fight to the death with the vocals if this band.
http://fromfirsttolast.com
adios. i have to go. D called.

todo esta bien

all is well. thank you for asking. plz visit purevolume and lisen to FFTL . actually, you dont have to, but dale una chansa. i might have spelled that wrong... a quien le importa? i think Chiodos is ok. i have thought this for quite some time now, but i didnt say. SAOSIN is also good. but not as good as my 5 bands whose name pops into my mind when i think of bands. i wish it would rain. there is this idiot, and i suspect he has to many "amigas". when it all blows up in his face, i will be there, and i will laugh. or feel shame for how messed up we all are. anyway, hast thou ever felt this feeling where something happens, and a song that you know has words that totally fit in to what happened? yeah. when that happens, deja vu. whatever deja vu means... i dont have the exact dictionary definition. this is how it happened: (this did not happen this day. or, as a matter of fact, this month.) me and my people (i refer 2 friends as "my people".) were eating lunch at our table. anyway, "damnyou'reslow" passes by, and is wearing black eye make up. me and my friend M look at each other and yell, "SE PINTO LOS OJOS!!!" this was said at the same time, without us planning it. we were amazed that he painted his eyes. and shocked. then we started to laugh, because we had said something at the same time. then he turned around, and i think he glared, and i was the only one who noticed the glare. i felt bad, and FFTL's "Waltz Moore" immediatly popped into my head. i know i am REALLY ANNOYING with the whole FFTL thing. so, if you dont know the lyrics to that song, here they are: well, some of them...
"i cant eat, anything, without shoving my hands down my throat. and i refuse to meet the world without smearng on make-up, with my hair, blinding my eyes..." i vowed never to make fun of someone wearing eye make-up ever again. the glaring eyes... scary... looked like they wanted me dead. actually, no, they didnt want me dead. i exagerated just now. they were super pissed, though. and i did feel wierd. they wer pissed off by the unfairness or something. or i overthought this and they were pissed because we were laughing. either way, that was an sort-of idea- butnotreally changing experience. my friend M is writing a story on vampires, werewolves, and humans. she wants us to select a character and make it up. not based on ourselves at all. jess, on the other freaking hand, made me this character named "Ela" (i picked the name) and changed 2 things for the worst: 1. she made my character thats supposed to be me, wear a pink leather mini skirt with a pink and white shirt. 2. and my "super" powers are attracting "men" and "killing them" with my voice. what the f*ck?! then she refuses to remove her binder from my locker. i have placed it in a findable spot and the principal has probably taken it and placed it in the lost and found box next to my social studies class. (is that still there?) anyway, i could have mentioned this yesterday, but forgot. NOT COOL. i apologize for saying this on the internet, jess. but it had to be done. adios. i must go pray a rosary with my mom and sister.
-Gaby, the wierd one also known as Ms. Lazee Crazee. who has a concience. and has had too much orange juice. yesterday. i havent had any yet today.

i am using the font callled "Georgia"

hello world. the "hello world" piece i did a long time ago is kind of cheesy. here's what went wrong: when i was writing it, in between places, i would make this ^ only, it was that like a (. and in there i would add awesome details and the planet coughing violently. but that is how you show html, so it didn't show up. bummer. i never say bummer except for just now. my language arts teacher thinks i am a good writer. she was all telling me this in front of people and totally embarrassing me. my whole language arts class probably thinks i am some kind of teachers pet. crap... oh well. its not as if their opinion of me matters...except for like, a few nice people, and stuff. HelloGoodbye is SO gay. how the hell did they get to number 5 on No. 1 Countdown Viewer's Choice? "without love pain, cant get enough, pain, i rather feel pain than nothing at all"-3 Dahys Grace or something like that. good song. they came in number 3. then 30 Seconds to mars' video for "from Yesterday" was number 2. guess what song was numero uno? yeah. mcr's totally shallow song from their new totally shallow cd. come on!!! just because their first to cds rocked a a lot, doesnt mean you have to go by with everything they say. i am over thinking on this subject. 30 sec. 2 mars is ok, but they are kind of i dont know, they have a lot of "explicit content." overly so. sometimes stuff i say makes no sense at all. i need to figure out exactl how many cds i want and the number of bands i lisen to... i have no homework at all this past week. awesome. some people are really annoying. they start humming and drumming with their fingers...sometimes im like "im going to KILL you!!! STOP!!!!!" but i, ofcourse dont say anything. i just get really irritated... and have day dreams of strangling that person to death. no, that was an exageration. sorry. although, i do feel like bitch slapping them and then throwing rocks at them. no, just bitch slapping them until they start to cry, and their cheeks are (FACE cheeks!!!) are redder than an artificially flavored cherry popsicle. becuase they are all "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhmmmmm"
and it really gets to me, ESPECIALMENTE if i am trying to do my school work. SANTA!!! i hate it when someone is checking someone else/you out and they totally act as if they arent. pisses me off, thats what it does. although some moves are very "smooth" i can still tell. "im not checking anybody out, im putting on my backpack" what, you think i have a brain the size of an orange? fat chance. even if i did, i would still totally be WAY smarter than you, you stupid dee dee dee. i also hate eaves-droppers. (i think the word "eaves-dropper" comes from medival times. here's why: they had this thing called "eaves" and the would "drop" them on the ground, and this was done whenever they "cleaned" [air quotes, air quotes.] their homes. i think, that like, 2 people would talk, and the servant, slave, or person, would go in and drop the eaves, and hear the whole entire conversation. am i good, or what? im a student in public school. i have no extracuricular activities. i figured this out when my social studies studied medival times, and i read a book on some family, and they explained what "eaves" are. [straw, or something like straw. if you were muy rico your eaves were sweet smelling things, like herbs and stuff] i came with this theory on my own. has any1 noticed i have never mentioned my grade or age? plz, if you have ever read this, plz comment and guess my age. gracias. adios.
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