firefox/edit/Welcome to Gaby's Titled Blah Show!!! (idontevenknow...VI???)

i just installed/downloaded firefox, and it's WAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than internet explorer. its faster. seriously, this program ROCKS!!! ***firefox has been added to the "i love" list.****

hola. como estan todos? i was gone for a few days, wasnt i ???



this post will be finished later.
-gaby

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hi. i'm BACK. like you care.
i am on youtube at the same time that i'm on blogger. on one window!!! el mundo piensa que estoy loca... :(

should i do gtbs today??? yeah. wtfru?

Welcome Viewers. to the 6th "episode" of GTBS.

the first vid i have for el mundo today is... CHARLIE THE UNICORN GOES TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. "CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!!!"
i found out about charlie the pissed off unicorn from the girl i sit next to in 1st per.
hilarious video. if you havent seen it yet, wtf are you waiting for???
vid: charlie the pissed off unicorn goes to candy moutain
audio: charlie the pissed off unicorn goes to candy mountain

here is some system of a down
they rock.
furiously demanding that you BRING YOUR OWN BOMBS
someone once said F&CK THE SYSTEM
i have a QUESTION!!! for you...

here is some from first to last
they also rock. but more than SOAD...
dear diary, i recommend that you [chipmunk version. dance if you're crazy version] RIDE THE WINGS OF PESTILENCE
it was the funniest thing i ever saw. it was a ONE ARMED BOXER VS. THE FLYING GUILLOTINE can you guess who won? [prison break shit. do not actually watch. put this on, and work on homework, or something else on a different window.]
i have a serious NOTE TO SELF: stop watching mtv. if you hate it so much, why are you watching it??? [dude, they play, like, 0 music at all. just stupid shows. and i cant stop. there is nothing else to watch.... they took FUSE away... :( and F/X, and other channels.]
"RIDE THE WINGS OF PESTILENCE!!! is an awesome song!!!"screamed gaby on a sugar rush, as her siblings made fun of her... [this hasn't happened yet... "gaby, stop lying!!!" the world exclaimed loudly...]
"maybe i look like an outlaw, plz. do not KISS ME. I'M CONTAGIOUS. seriously, i have a cold/the flu."
"you were always anemone, i cant believe you crapped in my eye" XD not actual lyrics for SECRETS DON'T MAKE FRIENDS!!! other: some advice: SECRETS DON'T MAKE FRIENDS
warning: the link for secrets dont make friends are the same.
sonny singing RUDOLD THE RED NOSED RAINDEER. as you can see, the (as you guys refer to us sometimes,) ladies like guys who have great hair [if you do not see how sonny moore has nice hair, wtf is wrong with you?], and can SING. they/we all went crazy. trust me. so did i. even though i wasnt actually there. i was here, at home. searching for "fftl" on youtube.[what can i say? i was bored.] i didnt actually scream, but i was like, i wish i was there... but noooooooooooooooo i dont live in... whereever it is that happened, and sonny left fftl for some solo electronica shit. ofcourse, this had to happen. fftl's new cd is going to totally kick ass.
its a SHAME SHAME that i have school tomorrow.

here is some taking back sunday
they're ok, i guess. catchy songs that get stuck in my freak'in head... my brother also thinks their ok. thanx to me, he has better taste in music than most seven year olds. YAY!!!
i want you to MAKE DAMN SURE you dont piss me off.
(better song than MakeDamnSure)dont be a f*cking LIAR (IT TAKE ONE TO KNOW ONE)


here is some underoath
IN REGARDS TO MYSELF,
the world gave me some great advice: "ITS DANGEROUS BUSINESS WALKING OUT YOUR FRONT DOOR"
you are not going to believe this. my sister is WRITING ON THE WALLS

here is some my chemical romance
this is a lie: THE VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU
HANG 'EM HIGH

here is some afi
GIRLS NOT GREY no really, she's not. fine. dont believe me. i dont care. *does* [first afi song i ever heard.]
GIRL'S NOT GREY colorless.
KILL CAUSTIC interpretation. funny. watch. NOW!!! "grow old-bah! who'd want to?"
dont make MISS MURDER mad, because she will kill you.

here is some saosin
aw, go BURY YOUR HEAD


adios. i must go....now.

-gaby wtfru???
YOU NERDS ARE DELI RIPPERS!!!
<3

ese!!!

ey, ese, que pasa?
Hello ladies and gentlemen
I'm glad you've graced me with your presence
You're in time to see me wrestle with my conscience

awesome songs.
so many things to talk about... lets begin with the story of sal de uvas:
once upon a time, there were 3 girls that gaby knows. their "names" are: N, the A girl, and M4. M4 took sal de uvas to school, [what sal de uvas is] in little tiny plastic bags. that made it appear as if it was crack. the A girl told dos idiotas that it was a drug, and one of them started to snort it up his nose.

i will finsh this unfinished post l8er.

does anyone think the sal de uvas thing is funny? no? i will explain l8er.
-sprite.
ps: D's nickname is waRRioR, and D's sister d's nickname is Lemon. plz dont ask. :)
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well. im BACK. ey, ese.
WTFRU??? seriously, wtfru??? WHERE ARE YOU???
im boring you to death...

anyway, isnt the crack/sal de uvas story hilarious? i mean, this retard thinks its crack, and snorts it. and since its supposed to be dissolved in water, it probably felt weird. this happend tuesday. or monday. i wasnt there. N told me. then, yesterday, M4 tried snorting it. she said it was fizzy or something. i didnt really pay attention. ***gaby doesnt do drugs, and never will***

oh, here's something that pissed me off. this stupid bitch. i did nothing to her, and she has a problem with me. she was acting all "high and mighty" in the class i have with her, and i simply said, "dont be a bitch" i think she heard me. i hope she heard me. and several other people heard me, too. :) they looked at me wierd. the thought of this makes me smile. then, after other people went in support of their friend, i was like, saying fondly, "oh, how i hate you all" and this very nice girl was all 'hate me 2???' but didnt say anything, and, i do not hate you. you are very nice. when my cell phone suddenly rang in class because some stupid person called me, you were like, 'did someone call you? see who it is' all nice and stuff. i dont think any1 hates you. im the kind of person who remembers the nice people and never forgets the what should i call them, big fat meenies. i still remember that when i was around 3 or 4 years old, a horse named june bug died, and my dad told me that they had turned her into sausages, and i bought it!!! i didnt eat sausages for many years, until my mom finally was like, 'june bug died'. and i was like, 'oh. WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME???' as you can see, i was very gullible. yes i was.

wtf is up??? people in general are so weird, that i think i might just scream. wtf is wrong with everyone??? anyway, quick update:
D has a boyfriend!!!
M2 has been acting very bitchy lately and i have told her so, and i asked N what she thought, and she sort of agreed with me. what is up, M2???
M1 had detention 2day.
L... what happened with L??? she's in track!!! yay!!!
GABY: absolutly nothing that i would like to tell you about because i dont wanna. you can guess...

i lied about D, because i know she is reading this, and i know she is going to be pissed because i told the world, and she's going to prank call me, and use things against me, and call someone, and make a bunch of shit up that the person she calls will totally believe.

SHE DOESNT HAVE A BF, I LIED. IF I AM LIEING, YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO TAKE MY MUSICA. AND THAT TELLS YOU HOW MUCH I AM SOO NOT LIEING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.

plz dont kill me...D... plz? if you spare me, i will shut the f up about anything happening to you, and will not announce it to the world... (dude, she's a black belt, and she knows tooooooooooooooooooooo much. i shouldnt have told her!!! oh well)

adios,
i have 2 go...
-gaby/sprite/et cetera, you know the rest.
PS: i still have no internet friends... why? you ask? because no one ever sends me a comment, that's why. its all your fault. that, and i dont make any videos.

*note to D: plz dont kill me...

YOU NERDS ARE DELI RIPPERS!!!

andy's crayola crayon

the title is stupid. ignore.

guess what!!!

"que quieres? estoy queriendo ver tele. dejame en paz." the world said.

i have finally come up with a nickname for D!!!

"cuando vas a entender que no me importa?"

its WaRriOr !!! :D soy un genio.

"s.t.f.u.!!!"

here is a video i would like you to see.
vid. its level of stupidity is dangerously high.

***una nota para los estupidos: awesomehair isnt in any of my classes. mmmmmmmkay?


N told me about a sad song/vid by Aventura. i looked for it, but found nothing. whats the name of the song???

M1 thinks Ivy Queen is a guy. do u think Ivy Queen is a guy???
here is a vid: que lloren
i really dont know... is she a he??? is he a she??? personally, i think she's a she. nails are tooo long, but whatev.

this songs rox. i have said this many times.
LALALALALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOh
this video was found next to 2.3(?) somethings of crack cocaine, and a suicide note, in the home of Serj Something. kinda funny. i knew he was on crack. they did this interview on Fuse, *sniff, tears slowly go down face* i dont get Fuse anymore. :( but i get mtv and mtv2. WTF.

i despise mtv. mtv2 is a little better, because sometimes they ACTUALLY play music. but both channels suck because of all those pointless, boring me to death, shows. so, lately, instead of getting my daily dose of music from fuse, i have been watching cartoons and comedy central a lot. sometimes there's nothing on, and i have no books that i havent read at least 5 times, and i have been called/ have called most of my friends, and i know whats going on, and i have nothing to do, i watch whatever the hell is on food network. gaby/sprite can cook. since i was nine, i have been cooking by myself. i dont do recipes. all food network does is give me techniques and ways of cooking. its an art. ONE THING I CANT DO: warm tortillas on el comal, until they are crispy. yeah. i cant do that. they burn, and the place i live in is filled with smoke. my family starts coughing like crazy, and i get glared at. and yelled at for burning them, yet again. its actually very sad.

this song rocks: 777 if u watch the vid. you will get the triple 7's.

i must go.

adios.
long live fftl. and the chipmuncks.
-Sprite/gaby/lazee crazee/missmuseonFUsed/other

i have a strange NEW obsession with fast music. that has been made fast. :)

*angry screaming* "SWEETNESS!!!"

hola. como estan todos??? where did i suddenly sign off yesterday??? [slowsongandvideowierd plz, for your own sake, do not watch. gracias. ]

yesterday i left off at "gangstas". wtf. there are no "gangstas". in my school. there are only few. and they dont go around, saying "im a gangsta!!!" they just are and are acknowledged as such. stupid people. is there anything more to say? will i go as far as calling them posers??? would i dare??? yes. i will. ifyougoaroundsayingyouareagangster,andyouarenot,youareaposer. :D it has been said. dont give me any of that "i can touch the ground, man" shit. just because you walk funny and touch the ground with your left hand, does not make u a "gangster". me and my friends make fun of people who walk like that. im serious. we have walked behind them and copied their "i can touch the ground, man." walks. actually, i just watch and laugh and only 2 of my friends copy the person. the rest of them observe and comment. its very funny if the person being copied turns around to see what is going on and we all act innocent and stop talking. they dont buy it. are we still not clear??? i will sort of put it into terms you can "understand" yo, you aint nothing. stop playin. i am a very bad english slang speaker. as you can see. oh well. you are nothing. stop posing. :

angry chipmuncks

D, have u gotten and read the txts i sent you???

bored, bored. what to talk about next. arent sped up songs hilarious?
title: if you do not understand the title, wtf is wrong with you? nothing. if you understand the title, it means you are weird, like myself. if you are, join the "club". there is no one but me there because i am the only one who admits to being wierd. this is very sad. like "note to self".
*********** is back!!! *********** didnt move away!!!! YAY!

world, can i ask you a question?

"sure."

why does tofu have the same texture as mexican cheese?

"i cant tell you. top secret."
its true. same texture. i know.

bored, bored, you, D, are probably bored to death right now--- dont worry, i will attend your funeral. and then get kicked out because i was the cause of boring you 2 death. perfecto.
remember the sub. that thought i was italian? wasnt that funny? ugh.
********** didnt move away!!! YAY! L did something very stupid this last week. but i cannot say. she will kill me. no me crees??? do you have any idea how fast she can move and how sharp her nails are??? do you? she will throw her shoes at me if it comes to a chase. maybe even through her hair thing at me. then scream out all she has on me. and make a few stuff up. i am completely serious. i will not tell the world what L did. nunca. also, it would be betraying of trust, and blah blah blah. bored, bored. its safe to say that M1 skipped today because of pig heart disections in her science class, right?

"yeah. i wont tell anyone." the world assured me.

i dont really like victory records. they suck. but some of their bands dont. victory records is pretending to be nonmainstream, and not rich, when it is. annoys people. OH!!! ********** didnt move away!!! YES!!! shut up, D. youre probably laughing right now because i keep bringing it up, and are going to tell me how stupid i am on el telefono. i am going to say it again. *********** didnt move away, yay! ya se. soy pathedica. (spelled wrong) OH! Jess showed me some 10 commantments of mcrfan. i agreed with several of them. #3 was something like this: "thou shalt seek revenge on all those who wrong you" amen.

i have read my post on yesterday. seems i have lost my touch. i am boring. i have no voc. (voice.) *pretends to care* remember, this is MY blog. i can say whevere the f*** i want. :)
i have figured out the reason i cant embed vidz. from youtube. they only embed to ghay myspace. remember? that vid. on one of the gtbs "episodes"?
and now, Musica. a great thing. i dont know what anyone would do without musica. the world would go even more insane than it is now. all would be bad chaos. not good chaos. RTOC is good chaos. nota: si tu no sabes que RTOC es, wtf is wrong with you???
atreyu-purevolume*
im guessing someone was played?
song #2 is kinda weird...
personally, i prefer
FFTL-purevolume*
awesome.
*purevolume is part of unborn media or something.
forget purevolume. the only play the music they want to play. i want bleeding mascara, but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Ex's and Oh's
Bleeding Mascara
youtube is better than you.

and now, to close, i leave you with:
REVENGE LIST
1person that i cant say on internet
2yesterday's bastards. dont get wierd. they didnt say anything 2 me, in my face. i would have slapped their facial skin off. they were idiotas and deserve to be embarrased somehow.
*advice* watch yourself. i will get you back somehow. i cant beat anyone up on school grounds... go to the park!!! we will be waiting. bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... by we i mean: a black belt, a tough short person with sharp nails, a tough texan-raised girl who can FIGHT, me, another person who can throw you far, N. N can make something up and slowly spread it through the "system", et cetera. :)
adios.
-gaby
"ghosts are now waiting for you... are you dreaming..."

bleeding mascara

awesome song. como estan todos?

people are acting wierd. again. for the millionth time. why? i heard someone mention " blah blah blah---gaby," then i just went back to what i was doing. wtf? is some rumor going around? does someone NEW hate me? did i offend any1? piss someone off? WHAT!!! forget it. its best i dont know. but if it gets extreme, i must know. ignorance isnt bliss.


oh. my. GOD. my friday plans are RUINED. sorry, m1, m2, m3, m4, n, l, d2, a3. :( my fault. i wont be able to make it. if i go, i have to drag SOMEONE else with me. no freaking way. im not going.

my bands and people rock. i have 2 go. all hw is completed. adios. thanx, ___ for ruining my friday movie plans. ugh.
here is a vid.
bleeding mascara.
adios.
*sniff* my friday plans are ruined. :( (like i would cry because of this...)
-gaby. sad right now.

the theft.
"see him numb, see him crushed."

hola. como estan todos? una nina piensa que yo le dije que ella no sabe nada, pero esto es lo que paso: en mi binder escribi "tu no sabes NADA" y ella me pregunto que decia, entonces se lo lei, y le dije en ingles que no sabia nada, pero ella no sabe mucho espanol, y piensa que yo le dije a ella que ella no sabe nada. can you believe that? oh. i have forgotten. you dont understand spanish. stupid. idiota. dee dee dee. ok, if youre bilingual, i dont care that u cant understand my first language. but if you speak english, and you dont understand my random thoughts *en espanol*, then you have a serious problem. wtf? for the mentally ill, wtf means "what the f*ck". ok? good. anyway, my mom told me that she expects me to apply to colledge with 3 languages. spanish, english, and the language of my choice. she advised me to learn russian. she said that u get paid more $$$ if you speak russian. she said the russians are coming. i think russian is hard. i want to learn latin, but she said that latin is a language of the past. whatev. im learning latin 1 way or another. then comes language (modern language) of choice. she wants me to get *the best* education. enough of school. i have enough homework as it is.

anyway, cant wait to buy cds. so far i want 6 cds. thats like, 40 dollars if i shop at FYE: for your entertainment(tm) chah. but i "dont deserve" them. i have to say this. my name is gaby lastname, and i'm a chocoholic. i have gone 26 hours without chocolate, and really want chocolate. no seriously. *long pause* actualy, never mind. my dad just got home and brought me a 3 musketeers bar. like all delicious chocolate, it must be washed down with a ton of water. to prove that i have eaten a 3 musketeers, here are the ingredients as listed, on the wrapper: MILK CHOCOLATE (SUGAR, CHOCOLATE, COCOA BUTTER, LACTOSE [WTF???], SKIM MILK, MILKFAT [???], SOY LECITHIN), SUGAR, CORN SYRUP [noooooooooooooo!!!], HYDROGENATED PALM KERNEL OIL AND/OR PALM OIL, LESS THAN 2%: COCOA POWDER PROCESSED WITH ALKALI, SALT, EGG WHITES, AFTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS. what have i just eaten??? i thought it was chocolate! it should have more cocoa powder and less milk!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i heard that hydrogenated palm kernel oil is REALLY bad for you. oil from the seeds er something. shame on you, MasterFoodsUSA. oh sorry. was that incredibly boring?

bleeding mascara is an awesome song. im not giving a link. :)

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bored, bored***.
***= really, really, really, really, bored!!!

something interesting: atreyu hates fftl and so does saosin!!!
adios!!!
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-gaby. missmuseonFU*sed/L. Crazee
*FU

***************************************u nerds are deli rippers!!!

oh. that explains a lot...

"life is bleak, man." -zen charger insights.
true. i now understand. it's because im "emo". idiotas. "emo." do i lisen to emotional music? i dont really care, and personally, i dont really think my music is "emo." maybe a little, but what, u expect me to lisen to shit like fall out boy, this band where the vocals has curly hair, and this other band... starts with a/"mana". i lisen to whatever the hell i want. i also have a question for you "emo" experts. how is *ahem* fftl "emo"? is lyrics suggesting "wear your skin as a suit, pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to" "emo"? how? is "sister, im not much a poet, but a criminal, and you u never had a chance, love it or leave it, you cant understand, a pretty face, but you do so carry on, and on, and ooon. i wouldnt front the scene if you paid me..." "emo"? how? that was *ahem* mcr, pre black parade, thank u for the venom. merci! por le venin. is "what are you sooo afraid of? why are you so afraid?!" "emo"? *ahen* underoath. is *ahem* soad "emo"? HOW? HOW. i hate you! :D si tu piensas que eres un genio, por favor, EXPLICAME como es que mi musica y yo somos "emo"? oh. im sorry. youre 2 thick headed 2 understand. poor unfortunate child.

i have to go. my show is on. nxt time, gaby's titled blah show will be on. special no fftl episode. adios.
-gaby


tune in for gtbs. 2morrow. hopefully.

Welcome to Gaby's Titled Blah Show!!!

Welcome viewers. como estan todos? today on Gaby's Titled Blah Show i will be talking about... STUFF!!! isnt that interesting? anyway, i heard sonny moore, on his "solo career" is doing techno. i know! every1 is going to hate him now! i know i will! there is no way i am going to buy your cd or whatever. i will acknowledge that you have an awesome voice, and your hair rocks, but techno isnt what im into! why am i so "happy"? anyway, here are some links!!!
Interpretation of FFTL by The Genius*
Ride the Wings of Pestilence*
Final Fanasy a la' dutch e pestilence*
Note to Self *
Note to Self a la' Naruto
Note to Self a la' Naruto II
Christmassacre con milky way, now hated because got rid of glasses* Travis ritcher screams in this one!! (while sonny moore played guitar!!!) sound is kinda bad!
Waltz Moore a la' FFTL*
wavesgoodbye amen to that!
wierd sh*t!!! sonny'a new music. compared to FFTL, worth _____. compared to pop and rap and all those stupid things, ok. i guess. but i dont really like it.
SHAME SHAME!!! WOO HOO!!! THIS ROCKS!!!

THAT IS ALL FOR TODAYS EPISODE OF...GABY'S TITLED BLAH SHOW TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MY FAVORITE VIDEOS ON BANDS OTHER THAN fftl. THANX FOR WATCHING!!!



-mISS l. cRAZEE






*interesting/funny

ride the wings of pestilence/ "interpretations"

Ride the Wings of Pestilence Interpretation Vid.

"AHOY, JEW IN MY RAFT, YOUR BARNEY, WILL NEVER BE FOWL, AWAY, YOUR SKIN HAS A SCONE, RESUME TO..." actual lyrics:
"i'll hide you in my walls, your body, will never be found, i'll wear your skin as a suit, pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to..."

i have to go. adios.
-gaby. tired of trying to explain herself. something bad/wierd happens, (MY) concience is clear. drink water. good for you. but odwalla is better.

Me+YouTube=laughter that never ends...

holy shit. are you freaking kidding me? its almost 3am, and i spent HOURS embeding vidz on here. you f*cked up shitty website. i had so many videos... like, 17. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED. i swear, (even though im not supposed to...) if this happens again, im going to take me and my blogs elsewhere. myspace, or xanga. i missed out on precious hours of sleep to make a totally awesome video-filled post, and i click on "publish" and you erase everything. damn you. i went back and forth through google video and blogger, and (on diff. windows.) you delete hours of work. f*** you. i had at least 8 FFTL vidz, 2 SOAD vidz, 2 hatred vidz, and a few others. it is now 2:59 am. i hope you are happy. CTM. CTM. CTM. CTM. CTM.
D, dont let your little sisters read this post!!! here is an interpretation of Ride the Wings of Pestilence. it better work. *shakes fist at google and blogger as a whole*
actually, never mind i have to go.

"what happpened, gaby? you look super pissed." the world said. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF HOW STUPID EVERYONE (other than my people, ofcourse.) ARE?"

the wall was bright orange. gaby the wierdo was standing in front of it. she was spray-painting SOMETHING on the bright orange wall. she looked pissed off. El Mundo saw her/his/its good friend, and went over to talk. "what are you doing?"
"spray-painting. obviously."
"yeah, i can tell. but why? and what are you writing?"
"im writing los idiotas a note, because the are really dense, and do not understand. the have been smoking too much grass while whoevertheylivewith is away."
"oh. what are you writing?"
"read for yourself. im done. i have to go before they get me for vandalism."
"ok. bye gaby."
"bye world."
the words on the wall that were writen in black spray paint will never be told on this blog, because it would have to be censored, and there arent enough little stars in the world. not because its obscene, but because it makes to many references to where i live, and stuff. plz imagine what it says. gracias.

do we still not GET IT??? my god. (yes, you've driven me to say "god" again. i hope you're happy.) is it NOT obvious? do we STILL not understand? NO. i dont. (that was an answer to a unasked question. MY answer to an unasked question.) and now you're going to be a dee dee dee and totally ignore/misinterpret what i have just said. f*** you. no, even worse, CTM. the FIVE NOTE WHISTLE. dammit! why doesnt anyone SEE are THEY BLIND!!!??? are YOU, the PEOPLE blind? i dont think EVERY SINGLE ONE of you is BLIND!!! what the hell? do we not understand STILL??? ok. i will explain. in the only way subtle-y possible: the taco story from the day before yesterday. yeah. im going there. tacos will never be the same. here is la historia, SPECIALLY edited for purposely stupid people. :

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"hola paco. quieres un taco?" i asked the world.

"no thanx. mexican food makes me puke," the world politely answered,

"porque?" i inquiered.

"because its toooo greasy." the world answered. a little bit annoyed.

"oh. you're talking about cheap mexican food stupid college drop-outs make and sell at corners
so they can buy themselves some nasty mcdonald's food." i said, with disgust.

"yeah. do you know Billy Bob Joe? that's where i get tacos." the world said.

"what kind of taco did billy bob joe make you?" i asked, yet again.

"Billy Bob Joe made me a beef and lettuce and cheddar cheese taco. with mild hot sauce." the world answered, turning a pistaccio-pudding green color.

"QUE? the REAL tacos have panela, frijoles gisados, and tapatio. those are the most common. another favorite is carne de rez asada con cebolla y ajo, frijoles recien cosidos, y chirmole. also queso fresco. queso fresco..." gaby, the ("certified") cheese enthusiast assured the world.

"ok, now i want a taco. can i have a taco?" the world asked.

"no." -gaby

"why not!!!" -el mundo

"because the first time i asked you, you said no." i answered and spied a cd store, that sold my music. i looked at it, and said: "i have to go now. smartpunk sampler vol. 1 calls."

"okay. i guess i'll have to go to Billy Bob Joe's." the world really wants a taco, and has to go to Billy Bob Joe's.
FIN
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that was a nice taco story. and now, i will talk on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on, and on, and on.

today's subject for on and on and on-ing, is homework. i havent done it. poor me. and since i havent done it, i will have to end this post. plz visit the following places:
The Used
From First to Last
SURS ok, dont visit this. and NO, i DONT think steven is hot.
Taste of Chaos
Warped Massacre-fave. player is Spencer. but Geoff is really hard to beat. really. they play music as you play. kicks ass.

i have to go. Homework calls. adios.
-gaby. drink snapple.
plz. drink snapple. and odwalla.

PAY ATTENTION: (stupid dee dee dee)

ok. DO the following things. my time is limited right now.
1. do people not understand? plz reread/read yesterday's me-talking-to-the-world story thing.
2. visit www.wierdolives.blogspot.com i now know the link on websites that rock doesnt work...
3. your mom. tu madre. (awesome way to say ctm. i know. soy un genio.)

go to purevolume. we all know where that is http://purevolume.com/fromfirsttolast then, the used will honor you with their presence at www.theused.net. appearantly their title of their new cd is callled (according to an interview on SURS;) ****er. they had a good laugh about that one. for some reason, i cant bring myself to type it. anyway, drink odwalla, adios.
-gaby. drink odwalla.

"well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say..." -guess again, mi amigo. this post starts with una historia de queso...

"hola paco. quieres un taco?" (i said) "no thanx. mexican food makes me puke," (said the world.) "porque?" (i asked) "because its toooo greasy." (the world said.) [why isnt "failure by designer jeans" on purevolume working???!!!] "oh. you're talking about cheap mexican food stupid college drop-outs make and sell at corners so they can buy themselves some nasty mcdonald's food." (i said.) "yeah. do you know Billy Bob Joe? that's where i get tacos." (the world said) "what kind of taco did billy bob joe make you?" (i asked el mundo.) "he made me a beef and lettuce and cheddar cheese taco. with mild hot sauce." (the world said, turning green.) "QUE? the REAL tacos have panela, frijoles gisados, and tapatio. those are the most common. another favorite is carne de rez asada con cebolla y ajo, frijoles recien cosidos, y chirmole. also queso fresco. queso fresco..." [tacos vary a lot. depends on part of mexico/latin america.] (i said.) "can i have a taco?" (the world was hopeful...) "no." "why not!!!" "because. just because. also because the first time i asked you, you said no. i have to go. " (i leave. the world is sad. it really wants a taco. el mundo sadly walks away toward billy bob joe's.)

ATREYU!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! "the theft" is stuck in my head again. ay no.
i have a question for people: what are you all on? grass? im assuming grass because you are very stupid, and that can only happen from killing your brain cells while being locked in your room, and smoking grass while mommy and daddy/mommy or daddy are away. seriously though, what are you all on? i was/ am wondering because wierd things are happening again.
for-example,-but-not-really, this guy kept telling me i am wierd, and i was like, "yeah. i know. i dont care." then he goes "its because you only talk to your friends and stuff, or you dont say anything." then, i was like, "i dont talk because i chose not to." then he said that i was wierd, and i said that people have been telling me im wierd for years, and that i knew. then he shutted up and a girl whose name also starts with an M told me he smelled really bad, and couldnt i smell it? and then i said the stench didnt reach me, and she said she thought he hasnt showered in a few days. then i read 1 chapter of the book im on today. also, people ARE ASSUMING THINGS AGAIN!!! dammit. plz stop. andale? por favor? te doy un dulce... [im using begging as a stratagy this time.] has anyone noticed i have stopped taking god's name in vain? i know. im improving. anyway, plz, stop assuming. ask me if unsure. plz be unsure. gracias.

i havent done my homework yet... "shame, shame on me... come again?...shame, shame on ME..." -fftl. heroine.





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that was a smart way to get someone to click on the link. plz click on the link. really, i wrote something... but erased because someone i know might read this. someone like D. she will ask. i will answer. plz call her at (***) ***-****. click on her #, plz. anyway, i think mcdonald's food is nasty, "nastick" as my little-est sister says. i almost threw up. never again will i take whatever my people bring me back from a trip to somewhere. even if i am starving as i was that day. plz click on that link. look up christmassacre. and failure by designer jeans. and X12 days of Xxxmasx. and note to self. and secrets dont make friends. and the latest plauge. and world war me. and shame shame. ["just bodies... they bite they scratch they crawl at golden souls, hue pictures you wont see or ever know. just bodies, these golden souls with pictures were deleted, heaved into the ocean to DROWN with their brothers. their brothers..." might be off at a few places. i wrote the words without shame shame playing or the website. i was listening to the levy at the time.]

i have to go. "we wont be taken alive!!!" amen. guess who said that? i have to go. adios. read the following:
1. what happened to lani garver
2. life of pi
3. this other book, that i havent read yet. it takes a lot to be in my top 3 books. chah. someday...
i REALLY have to go. do math HW. adios for the second time, D. ablame.
-gaby. i still hate it when someone spells gaby in any other way. cuatro letras. g-a-b-y. i could spell that with EASE in kindergarten.

oh... QUE?

some people are seriously really annoying. i am starting to despise PE. i hate work out vidz. talked to D for a while. didnt admit the thing she was supposed to admit... oh well. i will annoy her until she cracks and then arranges to some day come to my house so she can kick me with a fancy black-belted kick. she's a black belt. no me crees? a mi no me importa. dollar tree actually scares me. some people refuse to believe this. porque? purevolume is actually working, and FFTL has helped me get taking back sunday's "liar (it takes one to know one)" (i saw the vid today.) out of my head. remember the sub. who thought i was italian? good times. a lot of people i know a mistaken for things they arent. sad.

people are acting wierd again. the day before yesterday, this idiota was all eyeing people i know, and being all wierd. why are you acting wierd, people? and this person... said stuff. would not leave me alone. my friend D thinks reading 151 pages in 2 days at school is a lot. whats her problem? my lie-ing, chubby, lazy, cheeky little brother who doesnt respect my authority is watching finding nemo right now. my loud music addiction is causing my mom head aches that magically start when mi musica is on. but when the munchkins (nicknamed so by jess/fallen falcon.) turn the TV on full blast, no head aches are reported, and i am the one who has to make them turn it down. esto no esta bien, not really. there is a sore throat epidemic going around. my throat is trying to kill me. making me want to cough so badly without being able to is making my eyes water, and then, por cualquier rason, they start to think im crying!!! 3 things wrong with that:
1. why the hell would ANYONE cry in a public place, other than the extreme emotional need to? i havent had the reason to cry. "ay no, el mundo se esta muriendo!" i know this already. that is not a reason to cry. i know we are all going to kill the planet someday, but thats no reason to cry.
2. when my eyes water, it means i have been close to a computer long enough/ trying hard not to cough and tear throat in 2/eye problems.
3. do all people think girls are crybabies, who cant handle the truth about stuff??? if YOU or someone you know believes this, please, plz comment, leave your name, address, phone #, email, blood type, possible escape routes, (for example, "flee to canada") people who are near and dear to you, and a list of possible acomplices that would help you escape. an angry mob should visit you when we have the time. we have lives. unlike you.

whenever someone says something, reply with "tu abuela" and watch them become enraged with fury at you. they will only get mad if they understand basic spanish, and you say "tu abuela" in a totally serious way. i did this today, said it to M2. she was pissed. it passed. i was just kidding. someday, ("ah, someday, the excuse of all lazy people"- gaby. yes, i have said this.) i will explain the whole "tu madre" thing. there are many insults there.in many colorful ways. :) adios.
-gaby, aka: miss lazee crazee, who is having a sugar rush at the moment. mucho chocolate. "ruega por nosotros los pecadores, a hora, y en la hora asta nuestra muerte, amen." my abuela know the whole entire rosary in latin. what. now.

esto no esta bien!!! voy a ver cuanto espanol yo puedo toss.

hora si estoy segura que gente que yo cononsco esta leyendo este blog. si lo vas a leer, entonces deja un comment. eso es lo uniquo que pido. cuanto trabajo te questa escribir un comment? otra vez que esto pase yo voy a poner a mi blog para que nomas los que tienen un blogger/google account puedan leer lo. entiendes? ya se que no se como escribir muy bien.

apparently people are dropping "f"'s as if they were gum. no1 i know really drops many "f's". sure, M1 says it when she's pissed, pero lo dice en espanol. my people prefer to drop "d's" "s's" and "she is such a freaking "b". not as much as the "d's" and "s's". and only one of my friends drops "b's". the rest of us drop them occasionally, when deserved.

i am really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, BORED. today me, M1, and M2 did a vid. after school. M2 worked on a paper for this class she has, and i "interviewed" M1. on an actual camera that records stuff. but it came out really stupid. we were sitting on rocking chairs, and the camera and M1 were both moving in opposite directions. really wierd. when the camera recorded my voice, i sounded as if i had a really bad sore throat. and M1 kept laughing and messing up on what she was supposed to say, and i started to ask stupid questions. we deleted everything...

something that really pisses me off is the fact that SOMEONE can watch premios lo nuestro, and i didnt get to watch the fuse fangoria chainsaw awards. where bands performed??? and it was on, at least FIVE TIMES. i didnt get to watch it because

a. "im watching a movie. go away."
b. "la fea mas bella(novelas diferentes) is on right now..."
c. "gaby!!! im watching spongebob squarepants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! put it back!!!! (crying.)"
d. "we are going to blankety blank blank's house. no, you cant stay home."
e. "i dont wanna. you didnt let me watch (algo estupido) yesterday."

i havent done any of my homework.
plz visit the following websites::::
http://google.com
http://purevolume.com/fromfirsttolast
http://theused.net
http://fuse.tv bad things here sometimes. go straight to SURS or the taste of chaos tour game where vocals for this band fight to the death with the vocals if this band.
http://fromfirsttolast.com
adios. i have to go. D called.

todo esta bien

all is well. thank you for asking. plz visit purevolume and lisen to FFTL . actually, you dont have to, but dale una chansa. i might have spelled that wrong... a quien le importa? i think Chiodos is ok. i have thought this for quite some time now, but i didnt say. SAOSIN is also good. but not as good as my 5 bands whose name pops into my mind when i think of bands. i wish it would rain. there is this idiot, and i suspect he has to many "amigas". when it all blows up in his face, i will be there, and i will laugh. or feel shame for how messed up we all are. anyway, hast thou ever felt this feeling where something happens, and a song that you know has words that totally fit in to what happened? yeah. when that happens, deja vu. whatever deja vu means... i dont have the exact dictionary definition. this is how it happened: (this did not happen this day. or, as a matter of fact, this month.) me and my people (i refer 2 friends as "my people".) were eating lunch at our table. anyway, "damnyou'reslow" passes by, and is wearing black eye make up. me and my friend M look at each other and yell, "SE PINTO LOS OJOS!!!" this was said at the same time, without us planning it. we were amazed that he painted his eyes. and shocked. then we started to laugh, because we had said something at the same time. then he turned around, and i think he glared, and i was the only one who noticed the glare. i felt bad, and FFTL's "Waltz Moore" immediatly popped into my head. i know i am REALLY ANNOYING with the whole FFTL thing. so, if you dont know the lyrics to that song, here they are: well, some of them...
"i cant eat, anything, without shoving my hands down my throat. and i refuse to meet the world without smearng on make-up, with my hair, blinding my eyes..." i vowed never to make fun of someone wearing eye make-up ever again. the glaring eyes... scary... looked like they wanted me dead. actually, no, they didnt want me dead. i exagerated just now. they were super pissed, though. and i did feel wierd. they wer pissed off by the unfairness or something. or i overthought this and they were pissed because we were laughing. either way, that was an sort-of idea- butnotreally changing experience. my friend M is writing a story on vampires, werewolves, and humans. she wants us to select a character and make it up. not based on ourselves at all. jess, on the other freaking hand, made me this character named "Ela" (i picked the name) and changed 2 things for the worst: 1. she made my character thats supposed to be me, wear a pink leather mini skirt with a pink and white shirt. 2. and my "super" powers are attracting "men" and "killing them" with my voice. what the f*ck?! then she refuses to remove her binder from my locker. i have placed it in a findable spot and the principal has probably taken it and placed it in the lost and found box next to my social studies class. (is that still there?) anyway, i could have mentioned this yesterday, but forgot. NOT COOL. i apologize for saying this on the internet, jess. but it had to be done. adios. i must go pray a rosary with my mom and sister.
-Gaby, the wierd one also known as Ms. Lazee Crazee. who has a concience. and has had too much orange juice. yesterday. i havent had any yet today.

stuff about stuff.... bored.

hey. i have nothing to say, so i am going to talk about myself. i have brown hair, brown eyes, and i never get mani/peticures. i only keep my nails clean and keep them short. a lot of the time my hands are covered in ink because i draw on my left hand a lot. i get in trouble for doing that. mexican american. ablo espanol, pero no se como escribir muy bien. i wear pants. jeans, never skirts or dresses. i like music. who doesnt? 5 bands that rock are:

1. FFTL
2. the used
3. mcr (old music. new stuff is worth nada. )
4. afi (i know, davy dresses like a f*g. who cares? its the music. i put a star there instead of an "a" because that word is offensive to some. )
5. think, think, what is their name? think, think... i cant remember.... they have a song... whats it called, what the heck is wrong with me....think....think....oh. i know... its this band, has a song, oh yeah, dia verde.

the bands were not in order and there are many more. i want cds but cant get them yet. poor me... i dont have a myspace profile. 2 reasons: 1. tooooooooo lazy to get one. 2. stuff happened there, and none of my actual friends are on myspace, or they are, but they havent told me.

mangas rock. my fave actual manga is fruits basket. my favorite anime is Bleach. my favorite book is what happened to lani garver. i dont read as many mangas as i read/lisen 2 music/ watch tv. there is going to be some party today for birthday, and i dont wanna go... what else? i get good grades, wow. i dont really do much of anything. sports? NO. oh, yeah, my fave movie is the school of rock with Jack Black in it. i have never seen pocahontas 1. ever. my laptop is making a wierd humming sound. yesterday my antivirus detected a virus that would have crashed my computer and protected my from it. the "risk level" or whatever was "high". what did i ever do to you, virus maker upper? i officially hate you. congrats, gaby hates your guts and wishes you a horrible life. :) i hope karma or whatever gets you, and you get dumped or you lose your favorite cd at a critical time when you need it. :) how do i make the ) into a grin? ))? whatever. purevolume and all trademarks and stuff are property of unborn media inc, co, or tm, or something. im supposed to do that. /say that. "take it away....take my....burn the sun, burn the light, take take take take take take it away. take my hand, take my life, take take take take take take it away..." -the used. take it away. in love and death. iforgotwhatyear

i hate the way some people seem nice and are actually horrible people. i also hate moldy cheese. im still wearing my pj's :) i washed my Phys. Ed. uniform. yesterday, on comedy central, i saw a movie called not another teen movie. it was funny. especially when the guy told the girl she was a talented artist, when she drew like a 40 year old first grader. ha. in the original movie, the girl actually is good at art. i would like to see epic movie. people are starting to tick me off. hypocrits. i despise hypocrits who dont admit they are hypocrits. i am very bored. im going to eat "lunch" now. turkey sandwitch. woo hoo. adios.

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