I'm BACK!!!

"noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the world said, when it read the "title".

"what, do u hate me??? me odias? que ise?" i asked.

"no. actually, i just think you're REALLY annoying. and its kind of a drag that you're back to talk on and on and on and on. why cant you go to Mexico for spring break like everyone else?"

"3 reasons:
1. i dont want to.
2. where would i stay? remember, i have TONS of familia in Mexico. i will move from cousin to grandma to cousin to aunt, to grandma to cousin to uncle to aunt, to grandpa, and finally, to convent. then back to cousin and aunt, then grandma again, then dad's uncle, then mom's friend, then mom's cousin's friend's uncle's daughter's bestfriend's aunt's grandpa's great granddaughter's cousin's step sister. muy complicado. of course, i would visit my FAVORITE COUSINS OF ALL TIME. Y and W. then my godmother's cousin, et cetera. it will NEVER end. that is why i havent been to mexico in 8 years.
3. it will be full of turistas. they would buy all the candy. that i was supposed to take to my friends.

do u understand?"

"no. but only because i dont want to." the world said.

i am 'sitting for a 1 year old, a 5 year old, and a 10 year old. the 5 and 10 year olds are my sisters. the 10 year old just kicked the 5 year old in the stomach. the 1 year old is pacing around with a little kid book. oh, yeah. also a 7 year old. mi hermano. he's watching TV in his room, doing nothing. such a good-ish boy. do i seem irresponisble? the 10 year old is taking notes on recipes for my mom. the five year old is looking for candy. the one ear old is still pacing. dont worry. the one year old is fine. he is in a baby proofed area. always in my line of vision. if something was to happen, the five year old will spring into action. she's very helpful. the only person who is problematic, (spelled wrong, whatev.) is the 10 year old. holds the one year old when he doesnt WANT to be held, kicks cute little 5 year old in the stomach for no legitamit reason, annoys me... dont worry. there is an adult nearby, who's doing the laundry, and is in charge of us all. they have come to a truce. they are sharing candy. the 10 year old gave the one year old a smarties candy. only 1 piece. the 5 year old is now drinking water. and being joined by my brother. only he doesnt want water, so he got himself some juice. i just advised the 10 year old to hide the candy. the one year old wants more. but she hid it well. my brother is talking to me about the latest aired episode of "the grim adventures of billy and mandy". the five year old is trying to give the one year old candy. she gave him another smarties. he doesnt seem hyper. or on a sugar rush. but still. 2 smarties are potent stuff. who knows how much high frutcose corn syrup they contain. now the adult is back, and i have given the one year old a bottle, and he is on the couch. i am left with my brother and the one year old. when he's done with the bottle, or starts to get restless, i'm supposed to take him outside. or send him to the adult so she can take care of him while the washing machines work. was this REALLY boring??? i dont care!
:)


did we enjoy saturday's GTBS? i hope we did. the 10 year old and the 5 year old are back. dost thou care? they are watching ned's declassified school survival guide. they need a class clown. anyway, i am very bored. i am an excellent multi tasker. i have to go. i'm doing some mandatory Language Arts african folk tale homework. go here:
YouTube
Google
Something Funny: the colbert report. go to www.colbertnation.com to watch a funny vid. that u can edit to make him look like a... well, chose a word __. muchas gracias.

here is a vid.
Atreyu: Bleeding Mascara
awesome song. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...." or is it, "GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!" i dont know.

-gaby. wierdo. i hate assumers. f u. :)
happy spring break. is today tuesday or wedsday? tuesday? ok. does wedsday have an "n"??? whatever.
HAPPY SPRING BREAK!!! HOPE IT DOESNT SUCK LIKE MINE!!! WE ONLY GET ONE WEEK. :(

"well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say..." -guess again, mi amigo. this post starts with una historia de queso...

"hola paco. quieres un taco?" (i said) "no thanx. mexican food makes me puke," (said the world.) "porque?" (i asked) "because its toooo greasy." (the world said.) [why isnt "failure by designer jeans" on purevolume working???!!!] "oh. you're talking about cheap mexican food stupid college drop-outs make and sell at corners so they can buy themselves some nasty mcdonald's food." (i said.) "yeah. do you know Billy Bob Joe? that's where i get tacos." (the world said) "what kind of taco did billy bob joe make you?" (i asked el mundo.) "he made me a beef and lettuce and cheddar cheese taco. with mild hot sauce." (the world said, turning green.) "QUE? the REAL tacos have panela, frijoles gisados, and tapatio. those are the most common. another favorite is carne de rez asada con cebolla y ajo, frijoles recien cosidos, y chirmole. also queso fresco. queso fresco..." [tacos vary a lot. depends on part of mexico/latin america.] (i said.) "can i have a taco?" (the world was hopeful...) "no." "why not!!!" "because. just because. also because the first time i asked you, you said no. i have to go. " (i leave. the world is sad. it really wants a taco. el mundo sadly walks away toward billy bob joe's.)

ATREYU!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! "the theft" is stuck in my head again. ay no.
i have a question for people: what are you all on? grass? im assuming grass because you are very stupid, and that can only happen from killing your brain cells while being locked in your room, and smoking grass while mommy and daddy/mommy or daddy are away. seriously though, what are you all on? i was/ am wondering because wierd things are happening again.
for-example,-but-not-really, this guy kept telling me i am wierd, and i was like, "yeah. i know. i dont care." then he goes "its because you only talk to your friends and stuff, or you dont say anything." then, i was like, "i dont talk because i chose not to." then he said that i was wierd, and i said that people have been telling me im wierd for years, and that i knew. then he shutted up and a girl whose name also starts with an M told me he smelled really bad, and couldnt i smell it? and then i said the stench didnt reach me, and she said she thought he hasnt showered in a few days. then i read 1 chapter of the book im on today. also, people ARE ASSUMING THINGS AGAIN!!! dammit. plz stop. andale? por favor? te doy un dulce... [im using begging as a stratagy this time.] has anyone noticed i have stopped taking god's name in vain? i know. im improving. anyway, plz, stop assuming. ask me if unsure. plz be unsure. gracias.

i havent done my homework yet... "shame, shame on me... come again?...shame, shame on ME..." -fftl. heroine.





[censored for content. someone she knows might have read that...]








that was a smart way to get someone to click on the link. plz click on the link. really, i wrote something... but erased because someone i know might read this. someone like D. she will ask. i will answer. plz call her at (***) ***-****. click on her #, plz. anyway, i think mcdonald's food is nasty, "nastick" as my little-est sister says. i almost threw up. never again will i take whatever my people bring me back from a trip to somewhere. even if i am starving as i was that day. plz click on that link. look up christmassacre. and failure by designer jeans. and X12 days of Xxxmasx. and note to self. and secrets dont make friends. and the latest plauge. and world war me. and shame shame. ["just bodies... they bite they scratch they crawl at golden souls, hue pictures you wont see or ever know. just bodies, these golden souls with pictures were deleted, heaved into the ocean to DROWN with their brothers. their brothers..." might be off at a few places. i wrote the words without shame shame playing or the website. i was listening to the levy at the time.]

i have to go. "we wont be taken alive!!!" amen. guess who said that? i have to go. adios. read the following:
1. what happened to lani garver
2. life of pi
3. this other book, that i havent read yet. it takes a lot to be in my top 3 books. chah. someday...
i REALLY have to go. do math HW. adios for the second time, D. ablame.
-gaby. i still hate it when someone spells gaby in any other way. cuatro letras. g-a-b-y. i could spell that with EASE in kindergarten.

"I asked the World, and it replied sadly..." but not really, i made it up

"hello, world. como estas?" gaby asked el mundo.

the world replies: " im not doing to well, i am currently sick. the humans have polluted my atmosphere, water, dirt, and wild life. they are using up all of my resources. my doctor says i dont have much more time to live. "

"thats a shame. i wish i could help you out". gaby said.

"you can...all you have to do is try not to throw away too much trash, recycle more, plant a few trees... stop cutting down my medicine, the rain forest... you know, treat me with more respect for raising so much life, i at least deserve to live as long as i need to... not die a few million years early. " the mundo replied hopefully.

"if i help you, it wont make much difference. im just one person. what do you want me to do? become a hippy?" i, gaby, told the world.

"you dont have to become a hippy, just be aware of what you are doing to me... and let your consience do the rest... maybe pay a few extra $$$ to get good energy, like wind or that water powered thing, hydrosomethingiforgot. maybe stop cutting down my medicine... like i said before, plant a few trees . im sorry, but i cant seem to... speak, right now... they just dumped some............ toxic waste at one of my onceuponatimereallyclean rivers......... . i have to go now my i feel.... really sick right now... goodbye... cruel children i have cared for thousands..... of------years... "

"goodbye, World. Earth. i will try to stop you from dieing, or your prized vital organ, the ozone layer, from being torn. tomorrow i will watch what i throw away, and what i poor down the sink... et cetera. be strong." i closed.

"i dont think i can, human. " (while the earth talks, it coughs after every four words and weezes during these:...)
*********************if you actually think i spoke with our planet, you are crazier than... than... you're really messed up. seriously. we have a problem. this is just ONE of our problems. we have tons more. dont. get. me. started. if. you. do. this. blog. will. never. end. even. after. i. die.


i have done most of my homework, thanx for asking. the "world taking to me" thing was totally made up as i typed it. oh!!!! oh!!! i should turn it into a poem!!!!!! yeah!!!!! but, i have a problem. i dont really FEEL like working on a poem right now. i shall do it someday. ah, someday. the excuse of all lazy people. (have i said that before?, yes, yes i have.) boredbutnotreally, boredbutnotreally. today i called D. we talked for like, an hour. someone keeps calling my cell during 4th period. STOP!!! once it rang because i forgot to put it on vibrate. oh, the embarrasment! i am very wierd, arent i? i can now see why some people, pre-black parade, (I DESPISE black parade!!!!) hated mcr. they are too old, and are being placed in teeny bopper mags. but back then, 3 cheers for sweet revenge was actually kicking serious a$$. but still, people MY age were going "oh, (fill in the blank) is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!" SHUT UP! PLZ!!! im begging you. its been awhile, and you still havent stopped. this pains me. :( although, i would like to confess something. this has nothing to do with mcr. this has to do with FFTL. the one on vocals, Sonny, has talento. way more than the vocals for mcr, gerard. you must be going, DUH did she relize this JUST NOW? no, i didnt relize this just now. thanx for asking. that really wasnt something to be confessed, was it? i should know, im catholic. *** from now on, i will try to italic-ize anything in espanol. ok? si. sorry, i was eating a sandwitch wrap thing. delicious. turkey. ah, turkey. way better than ham. dont tell anyone, but i kinda sorta hate my sci teacher. fun-ish class, but, eh. my fave. teacher is either my math teacher, or my physical education teacher. or my language arts teacher. it is a TIE!!! woo hoo. they are all clases buenas. also my "world history" teach. or how my people call the class, social studies. all the same. i think they are all decent teachers. all of them. but class enjoying-ness wise and class fun-ness-wise, language arts comes out numero uno. i am very bored, and have nothing to speak of, so i wrote about school.

the pain, the lies, the dark.
the hurt, the angst, the sad.
the undignified thoughts and actions
of the whole
it all comes together
it forms
depression, manipulation, and crap.

that juan colorado's enchilada de queso is a lame thing i made up, because i am bored. if i was to actually think of forming it into a decent poem, it would take a lot of emotion and thought. wow. i just relized that if i took what i wrote on my posts, i could write a few good songs. THE THOUGHTS, EXPRESSIONS, AND IDEAS ON RANDOMTHOUGHTSBYGABY.BLOGSPOT.COM ARE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF THE SOLE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG. YOU ARE NOT TO COPY, TAKE, OR STEAL ANY IDEAS, THOUGHTS, EXPRESSIONS, VIEWS, ET CETERA WITHOUT EMAIL PERMISSION FROM THE AUTHOR. YOU CAN, HOWEVER, MAKE FUN AT THE "SMARTNESS" OF THIS BLOG, AND LAUGH AT IT FREELY WITH YOUR PEOPLE, A.K.A., FRIENDS, FAMILY, NEIGHBORS, AND PEOPLE YOU ARE FORCED TO BE AROUND WITH. THANK YOU.
-gaby, the SOLE author of this blog. contact me @ this web page. leave a comment. i will answer your comment, and give you permission, or not. i know. "as if anyone would want to plagerize your posts" i dont care. this is my random thoughts. MINE. from MY head. im 3/4 serious. the bold capitals are real. u better r-e-s-p-e-c-t me. i have to go, finish HW, eat another turkey sandwitch wrap thing, lisen 2 musica, et cetera. move on with my life. adios.
THE THOUGHTS, EXPRESSIONS, AND IDEAS ON RANDOMTHOUGHTSBYGABY.BLOGSPOT.COM ARE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF THE SOLE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG. YOU ARE NOT TO COPY, TAKE, OR STEAL ANY IDEAS, THOUGHTS, EXPRESSIONS, VIEWS, ET CETERA WITHOUT EMAIL PERMISSION FROM THE AUTHOR. YOU CAN, HOWEVER, MAKE FUN AT THE "SMARTNESS" OF THIS BLOG, AND LAUGH AT IT FREELY WITH YOUR PEOPLE, A.K.A., FRIENDS, FAMILY, NEIGHBORS, AND PEOPLE YOU ARE FORCED TO BE AROUND WITH. THANK YOU.