Showing posts with label spring break. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spring break. Show all posts

Friday, March 30, 2007

I GOT A HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/D CAME OVER!!!!/l PLAYED AROUND WITH MY HAIR!!!!/I AM BORROWING THE MANGAS ULTRA MANIAC AND IFORGOTTHETITLE FROM D!!!

I GOT A HAIR CUT!!! I GOT A HAIR CUT!!! I GOT A HAIR CUT!!! finally. i didnt get one just now, but many hours ago. around 4. its short. ish. layered. but long layers. awesome. my waves became curls in some places and now i have nice hair!!! woo hoo!!! i soon as i got a hair cut and walked back home, i called D. told her i got a hair cut. then she told me she was going to come over. then i ran over [i know. i made a huge deal out of cutting my hair. but i had never gotten an actual hair cut. just chopped off split ends.] and gave told them. then it was about 20 minutes of L and her sister, C, messing around with my hair. outside. then, i txt ed everyone, and Jess called moi. she's in Washington w/ her mom!!! she switched plans er something and now has more minutes or something. when she called, d was already here. then M1 txt me back and tolod me she hadnt gone 2 L's place because she was sick. N was also sick. yesterday, she sounded REALLY sick. but i talked 2 her 2day, and she sounds WAY better. anyway, then D, L and i went outside and hung out next to the laundrymout of however it is you spell it, and L fixed my hair in 2 ponytails, or "pig tails" as u crackers call them, (no offense. why do u call them that??? "pig tails"??? thats not right.) and i acted like a little kid and D took pics. on her awesome samsung cell phone. slides open like chocolate, but is WAY better. then i made her delete every last video and picture, (her phone takes vidz 2.) and then we tried to play basket ball. we didnt get to play because we believed someone jacked L's cousin's ball. but b4 that, we were in where i live, and watching the hilarious shakira vid. and the fftl interpretation, on youtube . and snacking on chips sprite, and popcorn. lets see, it was : my brother
my sister
my other sister
me
D
D's sister d
L
L's sister, C
that was all. then, D and d bought candy from the candy selling lady. she sells mexican candy in her apartment. very nice person. then we looked for the "jacked" basketball. we didnt find it. then, many hours later, after L went inside and i had to go in, my littlest sister found the "jacked" basketball under the table. me and her went over to L's place and gave her the ball. i was like "she found it under the table" and L was all grateful to la chaquetona, or chizpi, as others mostly call her. "chizpi". almost everyone (except me) calls her that. my nickname for her is "Chaquetona". she hates it and almost always yells it back at me, all pissed off. "CHAQUETONA!!!! TU ERES!!!" its really funny. she has accepted her nickname. she still yells it back at me if she wants to make people laugh. she still prefers "Chizpi". do we not understand what "chaquetona" means??? it means "cheeky person". the "a" at the end makes it femenine. i call my brother "chaqueton" and the little one year old my mom 'sits "chaqueton numero dos"
i have totally gotten off subject. pobre.

i will not continue with the story because i am 2 lazy. hence "Lazee Crazy/ee"
the solo in this song is the best.

i might do a little "awards" thing. called the "Awesome Awards". here is awesomest guitar solo.
Awesome Guitar Solo nominee no. 1
Awesome Guitar Solo nominee no. 2
Awesome Guitar Solo nominee no. 3
how did my post on the last official day of spring break in my eyes become awards?
cant finish. have 2 go. im in trouble. no more lap top 4 me 2day. adios.
-gaby
Happy Last Day of Spring Break

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

poki migra

poki migra. poki migra. poki migra!!! hilarious. especially the pikachu part. u dont understand? oh. she hasnt told u. oh! u dont know her. shame. D told me something very funny. i have added stuff. a lot of stuff. but the main idea, poki migra, is the same.
*FROM D'S PERSPECTIVE*
One day, in Math Class, the person who sits next to me wasnt there. thank you, god. no really, thank you. then, the person with the same name, said that the "poki migra" had gotten him. everyone laughed. then the friend of that person added that pikachu had... had... had... raped him. so, the pokimon migration had taken him, and pikachu had done that to him. i could NOT stop laughing.

the next day, the person who sits next to me was back. they told him about the poki migra and pikachu "rumor", and i, yet again, could not stop laughing. then, later that, day, i called gaby and spilled. she didnt get it at first. she's so stupid. she didnt understand what i meant by "poki" migra. she probably thought it meant "not a lot" (we speak fluent spanish slang) and didnt get why we added pikachu in at the end. i had to repeat the ENTIRE story several times until she decided she was just going to ask what i meant by "poki". i said "pokimon" and she finally understood. then she could stop thinking about it and was distracted for the rest of the phone conversation. after we hung up, i, from WAY over here, in china, heard laughter. gaby's laughter. it wasnt loud. but i could still hear it. she's wierd. and unbelievably stupid. i mean, who doesnt get "pokimon" from "poki"???
that was D's head. isnt that funny, though? poki migra. *smiles at self*
very funny. OH!!! i KNOW!!! i should do a video of someone being taken by the poki migra! im not doing the pikachu part. maybe pikachu will be "into" the person taken. offers to take them to the movies? soy un genio. "pika, pikachu. pika? pikachu!" translation: "Someone like you should always have someone to go to the movies with. what say you and i go, and see (movie) on friday, after i convince the poki migra to release you early? I will pay for the feature presentation!(*says it like its a herioc thing*)" or something like that. that would be sooooo funny.
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DO NOT steal the pikachu part i made up. thank you. if you do, chances are this will happen to YOU:
  1. my people will glare at you
  2. revenge will be had.
  3. you will dread checking your reflection on the mirror after we're done with you.
  4. 4 words: Bury Me In Black *big finale* bwa ha ha ha ha!!! *sarcastically*
  5. i will call you. and say..."i wanna see what your insides look like, i wanna see 'em"

actually, no i wont. i dont care that much. i will be pissed off, though.

just because i am posting links to mcr's old work doesnt mean i like their new work. i despise it with every fiber of my being[(TM) gaby], remember?

im getting boring again. wtf? pikachu did that to some kid in D's math class? woah. and he got taken by the poki migra? freaky. i'm never going to "china".

luigi is crazy. u know, from lfmb? the mexican soap opra watched by everyone, except me, and i only hear about it because my mom watches it and talks to me about? ignorance isnt bliss. :)
i am still teaching of fftl's "shame shame". www.fromfirsttolast.com www.myspace.com/fftl www.fromfirsttolastlyrics.net www.google.com www.youtube.com on the last 2, search for fftl or from first to last. estoy loca.

so far i have done NOTHING to celebrate spring break. :( thanx, place where i live. they have "inspection" this week. f*** you. i hate you. ruin my spring break, why dont you? i have slept late, though. and watched tons of tv. even though its "bad" for me.
hopefully, here is a video:
Lyrics 2 Bleeding Mascara
From Yesterday 7 mins long!!!

i have 2 go. adios. happy spring break. i hope it doesnt suck like mine! we only get one week.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

I'm BACK!!!

"noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the world said, when it read the "title".

"what, do u hate me??? me odias? que ise?" i asked.

"no. actually, i just think you're REALLY annoying. and its kind of a drag that you're back to talk on and on and on and on. why cant you go to Mexico for spring break like everyone else?"

"3 reasons:
1. i dont want to.
2. where would i stay? remember, i have TONS of familia in Mexico. i will move from cousin to grandma to cousin to aunt, to grandma to cousin to uncle to aunt, to grandpa, and finally, to convent. then back to cousin and aunt, then grandma again, then dad's uncle, then mom's friend, then mom's cousin's friend's uncle's daughter's bestfriend's aunt's grandpa's great granddaughter's cousin's step sister. muy complicado. of course, i would visit my FAVORITE COUSINS OF ALL TIME. Y and W. then my godmother's cousin, et cetera. it will NEVER end. that is why i havent been to mexico in 8 years.
3. it will be full of turistas. they would buy all the candy. that i was supposed to take to my friends.

do u understand?"

"no. but only because i dont want to." the world said.

i am 'sitting for a 1 year old, a 5 year old, and a 10 year old. the 5 and 10 year olds are my sisters. the 10 year old just kicked the 5 year old in the stomach. the 1 year old is pacing around with a little kid book. oh, yeah. also a 7 year old. mi hermano. he's watching TV in his room, doing nothing. such a good-ish boy. do i seem irresponisble? the 10 year old is taking notes on recipes for my mom. the five year old is looking for candy. the one ear old is still pacing. dont worry. the one year old is fine. he is in a baby proofed area. always in my line of vision. if something was to happen, the five year old will spring into action. she's very helpful. the only person who is problematic, (spelled wrong, whatev.) is the 10 year old. holds the one year old when he doesnt WANT to be held, kicks cute little 5 year old in the stomach for no legitamit reason, annoys me... dont worry. there is an adult nearby, who's doing the laundry, and is in charge of us all. they have come to a truce. they are sharing candy. the 10 year old gave the one year old a smarties candy. only 1 piece. the 5 year old is now drinking water. and being joined by my brother. only he doesnt want water, so he got himself some juice. i just advised the 10 year old to hide the candy. the one year old wants more. but she hid it well. my brother is talking to me about the latest aired episode of "the grim adventures of billy and mandy". the five year old is trying to give the one year old candy. she gave him another smarties. he doesnt seem hyper. or on a sugar rush. but still. 2 smarties are potent stuff. who knows how much high frutcose corn syrup they contain. now the adult is back, and i have given the one year old a bottle, and he is on the couch. i am left with my brother and the one year old. when he's done with the bottle, or starts to get restless, i'm supposed to take him outside. or send him to the adult so she can take care of him while the washing machines work. was this REALLY boring??? i dont care!
:)


did we enjoy saturday's GTBS? i hope we did. the 10 year old and the 5 year old are back. dost thou care? they are watching ned's declassified school survival guide. they need a class clown. anyway, i am very bored. i am an excellent multi tasker. i have to go. i'm doing some mandatory Language Arts african folk tale homework. go here:
YouTube
Google
Something Funny: the colbert report. go to www.colbertnation.com to watch a funny vid. that u can edit to make him look like a... well, chose a word __. muchas gracias.

here is a vid.
Atreyu: Bleeding Mascara
awesome song. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...." or is it, "GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!" i dont know.

-gaby. wierdo. i hate assumers. f u. :)
happy spring break. is today tuesday or wedsday? tuesday? ok. does wedsday have an "n"??? whatever.
HAPPY SPRING BREAK!!! HOPE IT DOESNT SUCK LIKE MINE!!! WE ONLY GET ONE WEEK. :(