I'm BACK!!!

"noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the world said, when it read the "title".

"what, do u hate me??? me odias? que ise?" i asked.

"no. actually, i just think you're REALLY annoying. and its kind of a drag that you're back to talk on and on and on and on. why cant you go to Mexico for spring break like everyone else?"

"3 reasons:
1. i dont want to.
2. where would i stay? remember, i have TONS of familia in Mexico. i will move from cousin to grandma to cousin to aunt, to grandma to cousin to uncle to aunt, to grandpa, and finally, to convent. then back to cousin and aunt, then grandma again, then dad's uncle, then mom's friend, then mom's cousin's friend's uncle's daughter's bestfriend's aunt's grandpa's great granddaughter's cousin's step sister. muy complicado. of course, i would visit my FAVORITE COUSINS OF ALL TIME. Y and W. then my godmother's cousin, et cetera. it will NEVER end. that is why i havent been to mexico in 8 years.
3. it will be full of turistas. they would buy all the candy. that i was supposed to take to my friends.

do u understand?"

"no. but only because i dont want to." the world said.

i am 'sitting for a 1 year old, a 5 year old, and a 10 year old. the 5 and 10 year olds are my sisters. the 10 year old just kicked the 5 year old in the stomach. the 1 year old is pacing around with a little kid book. oh, yeah. also a 7 year old. mi hermano. he's watching TV in his room, doing nothing. such a good-ish boy. do i seem irresponisble? the 10 year old is taking notes on recipes for my mom. the five year old is looking for candy. the one ear old is still pacing. dont worry. the one year old is fine. he is in a baby proofed area. always in my line of vision. if something was to happen, the five year old will spring into action. she's very helpful. the only person who is problematic, (spelled wrong, whatev.) is the 10 year old. holds the one year old when he doesnt WANT to be held, kicks cute little 5 year old in the stomach for no legitamit reason, annoys me... dont worry. there is an adult nearby, who's doing the laundry, and is in charge of us all. they have come to a truce. they are sharing candy. the 10 year old gave the one year old a smarties candy. only 1 piece. the 5 year old is now drinking water. and being joined by my brother. only he doesnt want water, so he got himself some juice. i just advised the 10 year old to hide the candy. the one year old wants more. but she hid it well. my brother is talking to me about the latest aired episode of "the grim adventures of billy and mandy". the five year old is trying to give the one year old candy. she gave him another smarties. he doesnt seem hyper. or on a sugar rush. but still. 2 smarties are potent stuff. who knows how much high frutcose corn syrup they contain. now the adult is back, and i have given the one year old a bottle, and he is on the couch. i am left with my brother and the one year old. when he's done with the bottle, or starts to get restless, i'm supposed to take him outside. or send him to the adult so she can take care of him while the washing machines work. was this REALLY boring??? i dont care!
:)


did we enjoy saturday's GTBS? i hope we did. the 10 year old and the 5 year old are back. dost thou care? they are watching ned's declassified school survival guide. they need a class clown. anyway, i am very bored. i am an excellent multi tasker. i have to go. i'm doing some mandatory Language Arts african folk tale homework. go here:
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Something Funny: the colbert report. go to www.colbertnation.com to watch a funny vid. that u can edit to make him look like a... well, chose a word __. muchas gracias.

here is a vid.
Atreyu: Bleeding Mascara
awesome song. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...." or is it, "GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!" i dont know.

-gaby. wierdo. i hate assumers. f u. :)
happy spring break. is today tuesday or wedsday? tuesday? ok. does wedsday have an "n"??? whatever.
HAPPY SPRING BREAK!!! HOPE IT DOESNT SUCK LIKE MINE!!! WE ONLY GET ONE WEEK. :(