damn right! its better than yours! *snaps*

okay. fine. i deserve that. you are an excellent revenge planner. genius. eres un genio! even though your reason for revenge is a misunderstanding. what can i say? i was trying to do my work, and you pissed me off. oh well. currently, i am planning a group-flip of, made especially for YOU!!! me and some of my people are going to smile at you, and give you the finger. :) that was a message for k00ki3. if u r not k00ki3, ignore. k00ki3 is such a retard. estupido. but, great revenge planner. i'll give u that, k00ki3. by the way, your hair isnt that nice anyway. :P up yours.

i am such a bitch. sometimes. hello world. i am back from vacation. HOLA!!! all girls are bitchy somehow, [sometimes/several/many/all the] time(s).

me, L, mi familia, and M2 went to walmart 2day 2 got fabrics for the renaissance faire. 2 much info? anyway, after having a good/bad time, we went to albertson's, and my dad was in the car, and my mom and sister #1 was with her in the store, and we had already dropped M2 off at her place, and there are these vending machines, and me and L went to them, with my little cute tiny little sister, and my brother. anyway, most of them were sold out, so all 4 of us went to the darkest part, where a lone vending machine was, and there were these 2 guys, and one of them looked at us, and there was something bad in his eyes, and i was like, i dont care. and pushed my siblings along, and he looked at us again, and L freaked out, and got the hell out of there. i of course, followed her. i had 2. i was supposed 2 b with her. yah. the dudes were most likely stoners and drunks. or, they got high often, and drink. they had many smallish paper bags. and me and L only saw, 2, and then later, she she looked back, and said that there were more than 2. i looked back, and they were like a group of 5, standing around paper bags. i think i like danger. i didnt care that the first dude's eyes were bad. i kept going. with 2 little kids. damn. i am a horrible sister. yeah, i totally like danger. wow. something i have figured out about myself that is NEW!!! yay!

the Update:
+on a party last weekend, i had a taste of corona. beer. it was better than others. relax. i'm no underage drinker. i simply had a sip. from my mom's beer. i had tasted this red beer b4, a long time ago, and still remember the HORRIBLE taste. ugh.
+no really, my toe nails are (still) purple. why doesnt anyone buy this? they really are. god. is it that unbelievable? wtf? no better yet. what the hell? answer this whenever u can... i can prove it, 2. i will remove my shoes and socks, and SHOW you my purple toe nails. god.
+k00ki3 is an ingenious revenge-getter. i did not know that.
+this girl wrote "im going 2 blow up the school!" er something in the girl's bathroom, and yeah. u can conclude what happened. but we didnt evacuate. people have lately been bitchy and annoying and hateful 2 her. they brought this on themselves. i sit next 2 her in math. im not her friend, or enemy. stupid people. dont piss people off. they will get u somehow. by scaring the shit out of u, or wasting your time. like i said, u brought this on yourselves.
+'80's hair styles scare me.
+i love danger.
+i learned something i used to know but forgot today. 2 deep for the dense world 2 know, and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 2 personal. what can i say? not even the friend i trust most, D, knows about this. or much of it. and, i havent talked on and on w/ her in AGES!!! wtfru? SERIOUSLY! clue: has nothing to do with u. clue: if someone finds out, and uses this against me, i will kick their ass. no, this time i will do it. i have a conscience, but 4 someone 2 use this against me... i will become ruthless, kick their ass, spread some interesting "fact" about them, and get revenge, and hold a grudge. like i said, we can all be bitchy.
+i have 2 go!!!

adios!

bAcK fRoM vAcAtIoN!!!
as always,
-gaby.
i need 2 get more sleep.
you are my friend. u know who u are.

krispy kream donuts. oh god. today, i tasted a REAL donut.

no, seriously, i have never ever had any krispy kream donuts b4 today. my dad bought some. the original glazed kind. 200 calories. worth it. even though they were small.
today i figured out (with the total support and help of my people ofcourse,) what the person who's name i didnt know. N, u r a genius. turns out el misterioso has a brother in the same grade i'm in. asked the brother if he has a brother, the ans. was "yes. why?" and was quickly answered by a quick "no reason" by me.
YAY! we finally know his name!!!
D is coming back from "China" next school year. or in the middle of it. YAY!
i have finished all of my urgent homework!!!
i still have 2 study 4 a test and turn in a really late assignment.
jess is pissed at motherfucker. why doesnt he care as much as he should?
we figured out what awesomehair's name is. ofcourse, u already know. :D
people are retarded. motherfucker has a bitch. the other dude does everything motherfucker tells him to, and today, after i asked motherfucker's bitch if he was motherfucker's bitch, motherfucker said he was, and motherfucker's bitch said no. but then motherfucker slapped his bitch like a pimp slaps a dirty ho. it was REALLY FUNNY. i couldnt stop laughing. neither could other people. XD
the guys in sci class are (most of them) gay. they talk about other guys not having asses and shit. how f&cked up are they? very f&cked up. Warrior, i know u are nodding and laughing you're freaking head off right now. isnt this hilarious? XD
this retard almost got beat up or something by sickbastard, or this other guy. very confusing. the guy getting beaten up was in the bathroom, or something, and started yelling "help" or something, and motherfucker's bitch said that that dude was "giving birth" or something in the bathroom, and that was also funny. someone also said that he was constipated. and needed help going. that was funny 2. XD
people hate me now!
YAY!
its just over this bridge, this magical bridge, of hope, and wonder.
why hasnt filmcow made any more charlie the unicorn and retarded friends vidz?
there is only one vid.
Warrior. make sure to get a jacuzzi for your new mansion in "china". and a pool. and a pool table. and a trampleen.

i have 2 go.
adios.
-gaby.
"people hate me now!!!" (tm)

quicky.

hey. FYI, this is a fast post.

"YAY! does this mean its also short?"

yes.

"YEEEEEEES!!! *does little dance.*"

i am going to inform you, the world, that i am going/supposed to be a dama for my cousin Anaisa's quinceanera!!! you never heard her name.

"nunca. who's name?"

anyway, i had to convince my dad 2 let moi. he doesnt seem to like the idea of me dancing the waltz or something with a guy. the dresses r going to be RED!!! YEEESS!!! arent red formal dresses awesome? my chambelan is going to be a cousin, or this guy who's parents r friends/ know each other and go WAAAY back. i'm not choosing him. i'm having my cousin pick who i'm dancing with. i really dont care. she already asked this middle son of my parent's friends/aquatences (spelled wrong. get over it.) to be my chambelan. i dont CARE who i DANCE WITH. nobody seems to understand. my sister was like, "do you like him?" hell no. wtf, sister #1? i told anaisa to pick because i SIMPLY DO NOT CARE. this is the third time someone has asked me to be a dama, and i said no the first 2 times. 4 the first 1, i would have had to go out of state for dancing lessons, and i couldnt. the second one was my cousin, and her's was going to be in mexico. it was done in mexico, but i didnt go. for the out of state on, i did go, and it was fun. thye had this great band who played soooooooo loudly, i forgot what they're called, but they are GOOD. at the end of the party, around 1 am, we wanted to pay them for 2 more hours, but the freaking neighbors were already pissed, so... (while we were there, i danced and met up with some cousins. girl cousins. we made a circle and danced 'til we literaly dropped. (i was also wearing heels... my feet were killing me.) this happened during the best part of ANY party, after everyone has eaten, the dad's and a few mom's are kinda wasted, and everyone is dancing, and kids dance so that they dont have to watch their dad dance in a really stupid way. [this happens at almost every good party{good parties are rare, in this time.}, my dad is known for dancing stupidly for the amusement of everyone.]
one thing is fo sho, the person that anaisa chooses for me is someone i have known for years, and most likely played with when i was a munchkin. my parents are going to be godparents of the "memories". little memory things... i'll explain some other time.

i hope your quinceanera rocks, and totally kicks ass, anaisa. sorry for posting your first name on the internet. :( "shame, shame on meeeeeeee." -fftl

more information for the world to know: my dad is giving me $100 dollars for shoes and the dress. do i need more? most likely, YES. he said he might give me $200.(in cash, bitch.) the crackers out there must think we are the cheapest of the cheap. oh well. we kind of are... well, im not cheap, but everyone knows that parents are always looking for "good deals" and embarrasing us until we are so red, we're starting to turn purple. true. me and my amigas have discussed this a few times. we swap stories.

everyone that has latin-american blood dances at great, awesome parties. it doesnt matter if the song they are playing isnt what you consider "tu musica". i danced when they played some wierd hip-hop thing (english) at the one out of state. even though i hated the song.

im sorry. sometimes you have to dance. i dont really go to dances, because they suck and no one's celebrating anything, and also because my m&d would be like, "hell no. u r not going to any dance. i dont need any of that 'im going with my friends' shit. you're not going, and that's that." i have never actually asked, but i already know what their reaction will be. i knew i had to almost-beg so that i can be a dama for my cousin. i did. i almost-begged.

tell anyone, and DIE. :D

no, deveras. no le digas a nadie.

"fiiine. i wont tell anyone, god."

ok. good. adios.

"adios. hey, when's the big party?"

august. great parties need planning.

adios,

-gaby/sprite.

ps: you nerds are still deli rippers.
this post was published at 11:14 pm

andy's crayola crayon

the title is stupid. ignore.

guess what!!!

"que quieres? estoy queriendo ver tele. dejame en paz." the world said.

i have finally come up with a nickname for D!!!

"cuando vas a entender que no me importa?"

its WaRriOr !!! :D soy un genio.

"s.t.f.u.!!!"

here is a video i would like you to see.
vid. its level of stupidity is dangerously high.

***una nota para los estupidos: awesomehair isnt in any of my classes. mmmmmmmkay?


N told me about a sad song/vid by Aventura. i looked for it, but found nothing. whats the name of the song???

M1 thinks Ivy Queen is a guy. do u think Ivy Queen is a guy???
here is a vid: que lloren
i really dont know... is she a he??? is he a she??? personally, i think she's a she. nails are tooo long, but whatev.

this songs rox. i have said this many times.
LALALALALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOh
this video was found next to 2.3(?) somethings of crack cocaine, and a suicide note, in the home of Serj Something. kinda funny. i knew he was on crack. they did this interview on Fuse, *sniff, tears slowly go down face* i dont get Fuse anymore. :( but i get mtv and mtv2. WTF.

i despise mtv. mtv2 is a little better, because sometimes they ACTUALLY play music. but both channels suck because of all those pointless, boring me to death, shows. so, lately, instead of getting my daily dose of music from fuse, i have been watching cartoons and comedy central a lot. sometimes there's nothing on, and i have no books that i havent read at least 5 times, and i have been called/ have called most of my friends, and i know whats going on, and i have nothing to do, i watch whatever the hell is on food network. gaby/sprite can cook. since i was nine, i have been cooking by myself. i dont do recipes. all food network does is give me techniques and ways of cooking. its an art. ONE THING I CANT DO: warm tortillas on el comal, until they are crispy. yeah. i cant do that. they burn, and the place i live in is filled with smoke. my family starts coughing like crazy, and i get glared at. and yelled at for burning them, yet again. its actually very sad.

this song rocks: 777 if u watch the vid. you will get the triple 7's.

i must go.

adios.
long live fftl. and the chipmuncks.
-Sprite/gaby/lazee crazee/missmuseonFUsed/other

i have a strange NEW obsession with fast music. that has been made fast. :)

"what happpened, gaby? you look super pissed." the world said. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF HOW STUPID EVERYONE (other than my people, ofcourse.) ARE?"

the wall was bright orange. gaby the wierdo was standing in front of it. she was spray-painting SOMETHING on the bright orange wall. she looked pissed off. El Mundo saw her/his/its good friend, and went over to talk. "what are you doing?"
"spray-painting. obviously."
"yeah, i can tell. but why? and what are you writing?"
"im writing los idiotas a note, because the are really dense, and do not understand. the have been smoking too much grass while whoevertheylivewith is away."
"oh. what are you writing?"
"read for yourself. im done. i have to go before they get me for vandalism."
"ok. bye gaby."
"bye world."
the words on the wall that were writen in black spray paint will never be told on this blog, because it would have to be censored, and there arent enough little stars in the world. not because its obscene, but because it makes to many references to where i live, and stuff. plz imagine what it says. gracias.

do we still not GET IT??? my god. (yes, you've driven me to say "god" again. i hope you're happy.) is it NOT obvious? do we STILL not understand? NO. i dont. (that was an answer to a unasked question. MY answer to an unasked question.) and now you're going to be a dee dee dee and totally ignore/misinterpret what i have just said. f*** you. no, even worse, CTM. the FIVE NOTE WHISTLE. dammit! why doesnt anyone SEE are THEY BLIND!!!??? are YOU, the PEOPLE blind? i dont think EVERY SINGLE ONE of you is BLIND!!! what the hell? do we not understand STILL??? ok. i will explain. in the only way subtle-y possible: the taco story from the day before yesterday. yeah. im going there. tacos will never be the same. here is la historia, SPECIALLY edited for purposely stupid people. :

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"hola paco. quieres un taco?" i asked the world.

"no thanx. mexican food makes me puke," the world politely answered,

"porque?" i inquiered.

"because its toooo greasy." the world answered. a little bit annoyed.

"oh. you're talking about cheap mexican food stupid college drop-outs make and sell at corners
so they can buy themselves some nasty mcdonald's food." i said, with disgust.

"yeah. do you know Billy Bob Joe? that's where i get tacos." the world said.

"what kind of taco did billy bob joe make you?" i asked, yet again.

"Billy Bob Joe made me a beef and lettuce and cheddar cheese taco. with mild hot sauce." the world answered, turning a pistaccio-pudding green color.

"QUE? the REAL tacos have panela, frijoles gisados, and tapatio. those are the most common. another favorite is carne de rez asada con cebolla y ajo, frijoles recien cosidos, y chirmole. also queso fresco. queso fresco..." gaby, the ("certified") cheese enthusiast assured the world.

"ok, now i want a taco. can i have a taco?" the world asked.

"no." -gaby

"why not!!!" -el mundo

"because the first time i asked you, you said no." i answered and spied a cd store, that sold my music. i looked at it, and said: "i have to go now. smartpunk sampler vol. 1 calls."

"okay. i guess i'll have to go to Billy Bob Joe's." the world really wants a taco, and has to go to Billy Bob Joe's.
FIN
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that was a nice taco story. and now, i will talk on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on, and on, and on.

today's subject for on and on and on-ing, is homework. i havent done it. poor me. and since i havent done it, i will have to end this post. plz visit the following places:
The Used
From First to Last
SURS ok, dont visit this. and NO, i DONT think steven is hot.
Taste of Chaos
Warped Massacre-fave. player is Spencer. but Geoff is really hard to beat. really. they play music as you play. kicks ass.

i have to go. Homework calls. adios.
-gaby. drink snapple.
plz. drink snapple. and odwalla.

"well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say..." -guess again, mi amigo. this post starts with una historia de queso...

"hola paco. quieres un taco?" (i said) "no thanx. mexican food makes me puke," (said the world.) "porque?" (i asked) "because its toooo greasy." (the world said.) [why isnt "failure by designer jeans" on purevolume working???!!!] "oh. you're talking about cheap mexican food stupid college drop-outs make and sell at corners so they can buy themselves some nasty mcdonald's food." (i said.) "yeah. do you know Billy Bob Joe? that's where i get tacos." (the world said) "what kind of taco did billy bob joe make you?" (i asked el mundo.) "he made me a beef and lettuce and cheddar cheese taco. with mild hot sauce." (the world said, turning green.) "QUE? the REAL tacos have panela, frijoles gisados, and tapatio. those are the most common. another favorite is carne de rez asada con cebolla y ajo, frijoles recien cosidos, y chirmole. also queso fresco. queso fresco..." [tacos vary a lot. depends on part of mexico/latin america.] (i said.) "can i have a taco?" (the world was hopeful...) "no." "why not!!!" "because. just because. also because the first time i asked you, you said no. i have to go. " (i leave. the world is sad. it really wants a taco. el mundo sadly walks away toward billy bob joe's.)

ATREYU!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! "the theft" is stuck in my head again. ay no.
i have a question for people: what are you all on? grass? im assuming grass because you are very stupid, and that can only happen from killing your brain cells while being locked in your room, and smoking grass while mommy and daddy/mommy or daddy are away. seriously though, what are you all on? i was/ am wondering because wierd things are happening again.
for-example,-but-not-really, this guy kept telling me i am wierd, and i was like, "yeah. i know. i dont care." then he goes "its because you only talk to your friends and stuff, or you dont say anything." then, i was like, "i dont talk because i chose not to." then he said that i was wierd, and i said that people have been telling me im wierd for years, and that i knew. then he shutted up and a girl whose name also starts with an M told me he smelled really bad, and couldnt i smell it? and then i said the stench didnt reach me, and she said she thought he hasnt showered in a few days. then i read 1 chapter of the book im on today. also, people ARE ASSUMING THINGS AGAIN!!! dammit. plz stop. andale? por favor? te doy un dulce... [im using begging as a stratagy this time.] has anyone noticed i have stopped taking god's name in vain? i know. im improving. anyway, plz, stop assuming. ask me if unsure. plz be unsure. gracias.

i havent done my homework yet... "shame, shame on me... come again?...shame, shame on ME..." -fftl. heroine.





[censored for content. someone she knows might have read that...]








that was a smart way to get someone to click on the link. plz click on the link. really, i wrote something... but erased because someone i know might read this. someone like D. she will ask. i will answer. plz call her at (***) ***-****. click on her #, plz. anyway, i think mcdonald's food is nasty, "nastick" as my little-est sister says. i almost threw up. never again will i take whatever my people bring me back from a trip to somewhere. even if i am starving as i was that day. plz click on that link. look up christmassacre. and failure by designer jeans. and X12 days of Xxxmasx. and note to self. and secrets dont make friends. and the latest plauge. and world war me. and shame shame. ["just bodies... they bite they scratch they crawl at golden souls, hue pictures you wont see or ever know. just bodies, these golden souls with pictures were deleted, heaved into the ocean to DROWN with their brothers. their brothers..." might be off at a few places. i wrote the words without shame shame playing or the website. i was listening to the levy at the time.]

i have to go. "we wont be taken alive!!!" amen. guess who said that? i have to go. adios. read the following:
1. what happened to lani garver
2. life of pi
3. this other book, that i havent read yet. it takes a lot to be in my top 3 books. chah. someday...
i REALLY have to go. do math HW. adios for the second time, D. ablame.
-gaby. i still hate it when someone spells gaby in any other way. cuatro letras. g-a-b-y. i could spell that with EASE in kindergarten.

i am using the font callled "Georgia"

hello world. the "hello world" piece i did a long time ago is kind of cheesy. here's what went wrong: when i was writing it, in between places, i would make this ^ only, it was that like a (. and in there i would add awesome details and the planet coughing violently. but that is how you show html, so it didn't show up. bummer. i never say bummer except for just now. my language arts teacher thinks i am a good writer. she was all telling me this in front of people and totally embarrassing me. my whole language arts class probably thinks i am some kind of teachers pet. crap... oh well. its not as if their opinion of me matters...except for like, a few nice people, and stuff. HelloGoodbye is SO gay. how the hell did they get to number 5 on No. 1 Countdown Viewer's Choice? "without love pain, cant get enough, pain, i rather feel pain than nothing at all"-3 Dahys Grace or something like that. good song. they came in number 3. then 30 Seconds to mars' video for "from Yesterday" was number 2. guess what song was numero uno? yeah. mcr's totally shallow song from their new totally shallow cd. come on!!! just because their first to cds rocked a a lot, doesnt mean you have to go by with everything they say. i am over thinking on this subject. 30 sec. 2 mars is ok, but they are kind of i dont know, they have a lot of "explicit content." overly so. sometimes stuff i say makes no sense at all. i need to figure out exactl how many cds i want and the number of bands i lisen to... i have no homework at all this past week. awesome. some people are really annoying. they start humming and drumming with their fingers...sometimes im like "im going to KILL you!!! STOP!!!!!" but i, ofcourse dont say anything. i just get really irritated... and have day dreams of strangling that person to death. no, that was an exageration. sorry. although, i do feel like bitch slapping them and then throwing rocks at them. no, just bitch slapping them until they start to cry, and their cheeks are (FACE cheeks!!!) are redder than an artificially flavored cherry popsicle. becuase they are all "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhmmmmm"
and it really gets to me, ESPECIALMENTE if i am trying to do my school work. SANTA!!! i hate it when someone is checking someone else/you out and they totally act as if they arent. pisses me off, thats what it does. although some moves are very "smooth" i can still tell. "im not checking anybody out, im putting on my backpack" what, you think i have a brain the size of an orange? fat chance. even if i did, i would still totally be WAY smarter than you, you stupid dee dee dee. i also hate eaves-droppers. (i think the word "eaves-dropper" comes from medival times. here's why: they had this thing called "eaves" and the would "drop" them on the ground, and this was done whenever they "cleaned" [air quotes, air quotes.] their homes. i think, that like, 2 people would talk, and the servant, slave, or person, would go in and drop the eaves, and hear the whole entire conversation. am i good, or what? im a student in public school. i have no extracuricular activities. i figured this out when my social studies studied medival times, and i read a book on some family, and they explained what "eaves" are. [straw, or something like straw. if you were muy rico your eaves were sweet smelling things, like herbs and stuff] i came with this theory on my own. has any1 noticed i have never mentioned my grade or age? plz, if you have ever read this, plz comment and guess my age. gracias. adios.
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Snow Day!!!!!

today it snowed. i cant feel my legs, feet, or toes. my upstairs neighbor went outside earlier than i did and couldn't go out side when me and my siblings made a snow man. actually, it was a snowmom and a snowkid. my sister's idea. there was no school for the entire school district. i have a book report due tomorrow and i havent even finished the book and the "magical" white polluted fluff has given me more tiempo... anyway, for now i still havent gotten a link 2 my friend's website, and she is writning this awsome story that when she gets it published (a long time from now) it will be a freaking best seller. i hope she posts it on her blog... and no, i do not have a link. she might be mad at me though... (muchas gracias por nunca leer a este blog.) PS: it rarely snows around here.