D has a serious problem...

she has a serious, huge problem in china. math class to be exact. no mas!!! if you really wanna know go here. bwa ha ha ha ha!!!! if u went to that website, that was atreyu! if you didnt, i just lied!!! its d's blog. bwa ha ha ha ha!!! if you bought that, u are a dee dee dee!!!

anyway, 2 day i cut open a pig heart. it smelled very wierd. we cut it up nicely, though. after we finished, my 2 other partners started to massacre it. that doesnt make any sense, does it? anyway, after they were done, there was pork blood everywhere. and the heart was shredded up, for raw whateveritis. my parteners were: M2 and the "sick bastard". he has gotten less sick.



i plan to, next time, on Gaby's Titled Blah Show to have the following artists on the "show":

• FFTL (of course)
• AFI (requests. i would like to share some of their old work.)
• MCR (pre-and post, black parade. requests. i feel like it.)
• Atreyu (something other than the theft and bleeding mascara.)
• System of a Down (something other thanh Question! and BYOB. maybe chop suey?)
• Green Day (i dont like them as much as the ones above, but they are GOOD. and they have contributed to my musica. i'm not saying specific genres, but they inspired some people. maybe holiday, american idiot, bulevard [spelled wrong] of broken dreams...)
• Shakira (i have her 1st cd. [got it when i was nine...] requests. she has an amazing voice.[duh.])
• Fall Out Boy (requests. my brother likes their musica. [dont ask.] gives me an opportunity to make fun of them. oh, how i hate them! how i hate them.)
• Daddy Yankee (havent heard of him? ignorant. only regeton i lisen to. rap en espanol. he's pretty good. there are a lot of rumors going around, though. maybe play gasolina, "corazones", that other song that i forgot...)
• los horoscopos de duarngenze/durango. (i might not do this. mexican banda. i can dance to them, though. remember?)
• SAOSIN (voices, any thing new. because they went to TOC, and i think they are good. even if they hate FFTl... )
• Chiodos (the "creek" song. video is AWESOME. they went to TOC. or, RTOC. as others call it. song is good. i feel like it.)
• The Used (duh. what did u expect? awesome band. my fav. video/song is take it away.)
• Various Interpretations that I find Funny or Insulting.
• Weird Shit (something wierd that i chance upon while finding video URLs. for some reason, i cant embed.)
• Requests. (so far, requests include: miss murder, by D; the black parade, by D; I'm Not OK, by D; and Shakira- Hips Dont Lie actual vid..., by D.
  

that is all. (i hope...) plz, if u have a "request", leave a comment, anonymously. i dont care. here is an example:

"Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee. actual music video.

or

"Thank You for the Venom" by MCR. whatever video is found. no interpretations, plz.

the right way to do it is to say the name of the song, the "artist", and whatever video u want it. if i dont find it, or u dont say what kind u want, i will show a link to whatever form of the song i feel like it. even if i hate the maker of the music, i will show a link to it. for some reason i cant embed. ***para my people: esta mejor si ustedes dejan un email o comento envez de ablar me y decir me que quieren ver. muchas gracias!!!

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- gaby/missmuseonFUsed/L. Crazee

dont read the following, ok?
"ok, gaby. i wont" the world PROMISED.
PS: i have found that cologne really works. a little bit,so that we can only smell it if you're CLOSE and if we smell it, we go crazy. sometimes. not always. it worked on several of my people and even ME. the cologne HATER. wtf? anyway, dont use this against me. muchas gracias!!! it DID NOT work on me in 5th or 6th per. dont get any stupid ideas. i know u. judgemental, assuming world. *scowls*
"hey, that's mean!!" the world said.
i was talking about you inhabitants, the humans. they are SO mean. and female-dog-ish.



You Nerds Are Deli Rippers!!!

"comprede?" "yes." "que bueno..."

okay. are we all caught up 2day? como estan todos? like i care... anyway did you visit the FFTL interpretation? hilarious. only, they are NOT gay. as a whole. individually, i dont know... and who the hell is "barry wom?" and how did he get "resume to b.o."? "dear diary, my teen angst has a bodycount, it's 6, going on 7 now..." have a question for travis ritcher: why did you ever stop screaming for heroine? you are really good at screams. anyway, do the folllowing:
1. go to google video.
2. type in "from first to last"
3. click on the 1st thing that comes up. it should be "Note to Self" (actual MuseVid.)
4. watch it. from there, click on all seemingly interesting vidz.
5. make sure to watch as many interpretations as possible.
6. if you find yourself watching a fall out boy actual muse vid, RUN. flee to canada.
7. go to www.fromfirsttolastlyrics.net i have no real reason for you to visit that. plz go...
8. go to purevolume. you should know where the link is.\
9. chew gum...
10. never ever go to this website: www.engowebwrve.com its not a real website, i just made it up.
thanx. oh, i forgot to explain the "tu madre" thing. i'll just give advice: ***Advice***
-never say "yo momma". it has been overdone. use easy words, like "tu madre" your mom, your mommy, your mother, et cetera. never ever use those stupid "yo momma is so ___ she ______. they arent funny, or insulting, and i hate them. use better ways, like if they say something, use their words against them. for example: "i wish my lawn was emo. then it would cut itself" to this, you would reply: "oh, like your mommy does every morning after everyone leaves?". WARNING: if they are "delicate" they WILL cry... this is VERY BAD. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, MAKE ANYONE CRY. or, if a hated one makes another horrible "emo" joke. if you have no idea what im talking about, read one of my was it january, or february? whatev. if they make an emo joke, reverse it to their mother. or, if you know her and she's nice, insult their grandma. "tu abuela!!!" i must go. Homework calls. **perdon por el post that bored me to tears.

adios.
-Gaby. i actually capitalized the "g". why do i care? "i'll wear your skin as a suit, pretend to be, you, your friends will like you more than they used to..."-guess. its really obvious, idiota. dee dee dee.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^drink soda. it tastes good.

oh... QUE?

some people are seriously really annoying. i am starting to despise PE. i hate work out vidz. talked to D for a while. didnt admit the thing she was supposed to admit... oh well. i will annoy her until she cracks and then arranges to some day come to my house so she can kick me with a fancy black-belted kick. she's a black belt. no me crees? a mi no me importa. dollar tree actually scares me. some people refuse to believe this. porque? purevolume is actually working, and FFTL has helped me get taking back sunday's "liar (it takes one to know one)" (i saw the vid today.) out of my head. remember the sub. who thought i was italian? good times. a lot of people i know a mistaken for things they arent. sad.

people are acting wierd again. the day before yesterday, this idiota was all eyeing people i know, and being all wierd. why are you acting wierd, people? and this person... said stuff. would not leave me alone. my friend D thinks reading 151 pages in 2 days at school is a lot. whats her problem? my lie-ing, chubby, lazy, cheeky little brother who doesnt respect my authority is watching finding nemo right now. my loud music addiction is causing my mom head aches that magically start when mi musica is on. but when the munchkins (nicknamed so by jess/fallen falcon.) turn the TV on full blast, no head aches are reported, and i am the one who has to make them turn it down. esto no esta bien, not really. there is a sore throat epidemic going around. my throat is trying to kill me. making me want to cough so badly without being able to is making my eyes water, and then, por cualquier rason, they start to think im crying!!! 3 things wrong with that:
1. why the hell would ANYONE cry in a public place, other than the extreme emotional need to? i havent had the reason to cry. "ay no, el mundo se esta muriendo!" i know this already. that is not a reason to cry. i know we are all going to kill the planet someday, but thats no reason to cry.
2. when my eyes water, it means i have been close to a computer long enough/ trying hard not to cough and tear throat in 2/eye problems.
3. do all people think girls are crybabies, who cant handle the truth about stuff??? if YOU or someone you know believes this, please, plz comment, leave your name, address, phone #, email, blood type, possible escape routes, (for example, "flee to canada") people who are near and dear to you, and a list of possible acomplices that would help you escape. an angry mob should visit you when we have the time. we have lives. unlike you.

whenever someone says something, reply with "tu abuela" and watch them become enraged with fury at you. they will only get mad if they understand basic spanish, and you say "tu abuela" in a totally serious way. i did this today, said it to M2. she was pissed. it passed. i was just kidding. someday, ("ah, someday, the excuse of all lazy people"- gaby. yes, i have said this.) i will explain the whole "tu madre" thing. there are many insults there.in many colorful ways. :) adios.
-gaby, aka: miss lazee crazee, who is having a sugar rush at the moment. mucho chocolate. "ruega por nosotros los pecadores, a hora, y en la hora asta nuestra muerte, amen." my abuela know the whole entire rosary in latin. what. now.

"...send the critics to hell with the sound of our voices..."-GUESS.

shit!!! i totally forgot to explicar what kind of person damnyou'reslow is!!! explicacion: poser with shoulder-length hair. not in a good way, like sonny moore, but in a bad way like someone who has shoulder-length hair and is a guy and it isnt a good thing. o. se me olvido decir que como estan todos. como estan todos?

today i worked on documentary thing, and it was fun, but also kind of serious. my friend L told her story, and it was kinda sad. the camera hates me. i think. M1 filmed the whole thing as M2 waited for a basket ball game. ***gracias a mi maestra de social studies por dejar me usar su camara.

i found a site that lets u go to KVLT for FREE. yesterday i visited this website, http://fromfirsttolastlyrics.net if the hyperlink is wrong, a quien le importa? that site has the words to the songs. smart people refer to words of a song as "lyrics.". one song is kinda... not good. not good-not good as in good, but not good as in NOT GOOD! i like the 2 christmas songs. santa is going to die because he isnt real and i never believed in the fhapp lardass anyway, and FFTL said he was going to die. i also liked the whole "12 days of Xmas" redo. i have never heard it, but if you read the lyrics and sing it to the tune of the original 12 days of Xmas song, it sounds nice.

NOTE TO SELF: on purevolume isnt working!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(refreshing page...)


"send the critics to hell with the sound of our voices" is from::: the latest plauge. i spelled plauge wrong, didnt i? ya se. "you were always my enemy, carefully crafting my demise..." yes, yes you were. por favor guess---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- oh!!!! i just remembered!!! por favor means "for a favor" and i think i know why please means plz!!! ok, so, if you do someone a favor, arent you "pleasing" them? and "por favor" directly translated means "for a favor..." and i think, that a loooooooooong time ago, in that place where Pip is from, and they changed it because to do someone a favor is to please them. the place where Cortez came from, Espana, stuck to "por favor." i came up with this one on my own, muchas gracias. this is one of the awesome things of being bilingual, being able to figure out stuff like this when you are bored. woo hoo.

there is this once-a-week article, and they ask THE mexican Q's, (some are disgusting and i dont bother to read them...) and he answers. anyway, this person asked something, about mexicans driving low riders and stopping in the middle of the road, and then glare at other cars. then THE mexican funnily explained that no mexicano would ever stop in the middle of the road without:
a. turning on emergency lights
b. blasting los horoscopos de durango a few thousand decibels, (true. no really, this is true. my mom has like, three of their cd's. i can dance to every single one of them. yes, gaby can dance. and yes, the end is near.)
c. (the person asking the Q. also said that everyone got out of the car, and then glared.) gustavo arellano replied to the person w/ this: {we would never just glare. we would glare and add a well-timed "p****e gabacho!!!"} yes, he said that. only in a slightly different way.

***advice: NEVER whistle a 5 note whistle at someone who knows someone who/is someone who speaks espanol. never. ever. if you do, you will find yourself crying in pain. or being sued. something bad. DONT EVER DO THAT. the people whom the whistle is directed at WILL get REVENGE. venganza. dont believe me??? ask an espanol-speaking friend of yours. they should know. if they dont, they should then ask around.


bored, bored. plz "believe. my words" "are"nt "lacking honesty." (from 'Failure by designer jeans') adios. i shall now surf thy spiderweb to ease thy boredom.

-gaby, la loca. que si sabe bailar. pero no le gusta bailar porque es un waste of time.