andy's crayola crayon

the title is stupid. ignore.

guess what!!!

"que quieres? estoy queriendo ver tele. dejame en paz." the world said.

i have finally come up with a nickname for D!!!

"cuando vas a entender que no me importa?"

its WaRriOr !!! :D soy un genio.

"s.t.f.u.!!!"

here is a video i would like you to see.
vid. its level of stupidity is dangerously high.

***una nota para los estupidos: awesomehair isnt in any of my classes. mmmmmmmkay?


N told me about a sad song/vid by Aventura. i looked for it, but found nothing. whats the name of the song???

M1 thinks Ivy Queen is a guy. do u think Ivy Queen is a guy???
here is a vid: que lloren
i really dont know... is she a he??? is he a she??? personally, i think she's a she. nails are tooo long, but whatev.

this songs rox. i have said this many times.
LALALALALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOh
this video was found next to 2.3(?) somethings of crack cocaine, and a suicide note, in the home of Serj Something. kinda funny. i knew he was on crack. they did this interview on Fuse, *sniff, tears slowly go down face* i dont get Fuse anymore. :( but i get mtv and mtv2. WTF.

i despise mtv. mtv2 is a little better, because sometimes they ACTUALLY play music. but both channels suck because of all those pointless, boring me to death, shows. so, lately, instead of getting my daily dose of music from fuse, i have been watching cartoons and comedy central a lot. sometimes there's nothing on, and i have no books that i havent read at least 5 times, and i have been called/ have called most of my friends, and i know whats going on, and i have nothing to do, i watch whatever the hell is on food network. gaby/sprite can cook. since i was nine, i have been cooking by myself. i dont do recipes. all food network does is give me techniques and ways of cooking. its an art. ONE THING I CANT DO: warm tortillas on el comal, until they are crispy. yeah. i cant do that. they burn, and the place i live in is filled with smoke. my family starts coughing like crazy, and i get glared at. and yelled at for burning them, yet again. its actually very sad.

this song rocks: 777 if u watch the vid. you will get the triple 7's.

i must go.

adios.
long live fftl. and the chipmuncks.
-Sprite/gaby/lazee crazee/missmuseonFUsed/other

i have a strange NEW obsession with fast music. that has been made fast. :)

EATER/Easter

hola. something weird: people think that going to a mexican restraunt, namely Juan Colorado's (my dad knows the owner... of, like, 3 mexican restraunts....) and ordering food, and then not finishing it, and then ordering a little white box to put the leftovers in is what old people do. WTF??? we do that. its just food. what, you' re going t throw away some perfectly good fajitas just so you dont look old? wtf??? that doesnt make any sense. i am happy to say that we dont ever finish our mexican food from mexican restraunts. and that we proudly take home the left overs. and then we eat them later or the next day. AY NO!!! we have broken a oldpeopleonly rule!!! AY NO!!! you think i care?

"actually, i can tell from your tone that you, in fact, do not give a shit." the world mused.

LISEN TO THIS IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU. SOMETHING THAT ISNT GOOD FOR YOU IS TOOOO MUCH CHOCOLATE. I THINK I MIGHT, AND I QUOTE, "BLOW CHUNKS", END QUOTE. NO, REALLY. I HAVE HAD WAAAAAY TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE. WARNING: THIS IS ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOU LISEN TO MY MUSICA.

fftl songs: the one armed boxer versus the flying guillotine, note to self, and kiss me i'm contagious.
fftl songs: emily (kinda shrill.), ride the wings of pestilence. thats it...

rudolf the red nosed raindeer by sonny moore before christmassacre. great voice. excellent voice.

ok, now scroll down, go to gtbs, and watch all of the videos on there.

all my homeowrk is done! i now understand what XD means. at first, i was like, WTF? omg. i just remembered. im supposed to be watching mind of mencia!!!
adios
-Sprite

D!!!! ANSWER MY TXTS AND EMAILS, GOD.
lazee crazee wishes you a happy easter.

Welcome to gaby's titled blah show!!! (V)/i dont care anymore.

hola. como estan todos? today i have a chipmunck/squirrel special!!! enjoy. each time i lisen to them, in my mind i see a band of squirrels playing!!!
Squirrel/Chipmunck Mode
FFTL
ride the wings of pestilence the best one.

MCR
OUR LADY OF SORROWS FAST!!!! WOO HOO!!! actual song is awesome.
im not ok (te prometo) funny. helium?
its not a fashion statement, its a f***ing deathwish and some other song i care nothing for.
"...this hole you put me, wasnt deep enough..."
the jetset life is going to kill you. about drugs. it will kill you. "...check into the hotel 'bella muerte'..." (bella muerte=beautiful death in italian. no one told me, i just know. i dont speak any italiano either. i just know, you know?)
give 'em hell, kid. give them hell. "...we are made from the sharpest things you say..."
helena funny. great song. muchas estrellas.

SOAD
byob fast!!! Serj is on crack? i already knew. the band is of armenian descent, that explains the name "Serj". good name. my friends think my name is too "formal". wtf? not gaby. my actual name, gabriela.
Question! fast!!! sounds as if the are actually chipmuncks/ squirrels.

Atreyu
Lip Gloss and blak FAST!!! "...arent you tired of eating wheat?, a tree said you could scream..."
(you must be thinking "wheat"? a "tree said"? WTF???!!! relax. not actual lyrics.) only atreyu i could find. :(
OTHER
mcr, fftl, and chiodos fast muchas estrellas. the last song is f***ed up.
MUSIC MODE "LET US JOIN FORCES AND MAKE A MOSH PIT!!!"
FFTL
musica 1
musica 2
you will lisen to that if you know whats good for you.

MCR
our lady of sorrows i have life on the murder scene.

ATREYU
bleeding mascara "does my marrow taste of sweetness...sweetness...SWEETNESS!!!"

Actual Real Music Video Mode
FFTL
note to self emotional song. really gets to you if your deep-ish. (am i deep? some of my friends think so. am i??? *questions self*) dont start with your "emo" shit. dont. start.
the latest plague (i spelled "plague" right!!! YES!!!) the drummer's hair, derek bloom's hair, is nice. i prefered it red, though. but what do they care. i like the "making of" trailer from their site. muchas estrellas.

ATREYU
Ex's and Oh's first song of Atreyu i heard. "get away from me."
Lip Gloss and Black "I AM AUNT SUE!!!" that what it sounds like he's screaming!!! "such rage that you could scream" = "a tree said you could scream".
"andy's crayola crayon!!!" if you dont get it, wtf is wrong with u???

not music
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DID YOU KNOW??? eye opener.
did u know? music isnt that good. turn the volume WAAAAAAAAAAYYYY down, for your own sake. but really interesting *muchas estrellas*


i do not care anymore. i do not care if i let slip something that people i know besides D will find "interesting" and discuss. i do not care. anymore. i have important things to say, but dont post them because of fear of someone reading and totally misunderstanding. i dont care anymore. if you are that stupid, its your problem. if i post something, and you think it means something that it may or may not mean, i dont care. i will simply *the finger* flip you off through this blog. :) estoy cansada.

the person i refer to as "awesomehair" didnt move away after all. YAY! i was extremely excited about this. ask D. i repeatedly txted her about this.
i have a strange obsession with fast songs. this has just been relized just now.
"emily" by fftl is kinda shrill. ohhhhhhhhhhh. i just said sonny moore's voice sounded shrill. the fans will kill me. admit it. its shrill.
i enjoy "i will destroy you" music. such as: bury me in black, ride the wings of pestilence, et cetera. no comprendes? bury me in black is where i call you and tell you that i wanna seewhat your inside look like, motherf*cker. ride the wings of pestilence is where i kill you and hide you in my walls, your body is never found, and i wear your skin as a suit pretend to be you, and your friends like you more than they used to. i, of course, could never kill anyone. after killing a fly, i felt really bad. also when i killed a spider. my conscience was like "you just took a life." dude. my conscience is strong. unless they deserve it. i can and have gotten revenge. :) great revenge.

i have to go.
-Sprite (nickname made up by: D. it will not stick.)

*angry screaming* "SWEETNESS!!!"

hola. como estan todos??? where did i suddenly sign off yesterday??? [slowsongandvideowierd plz, for your own sake, do not watch. gracias. ]

yesterday i left off at "gangstas". wtf. there are no "gangstas". in my school. there are only few. and they dont go around, saying "im a gangsta!!!" they just are and are acknowledged as such. stupid people. is there anything more to say? will i go as far as calling them posers??? would i dare??? yes. i will. ifyougoaroundsayingyouareagangster,andyouarenot,youareaposer. :D it has been said. dont give me any of that "i can touch the ground, man" shit. just because you walk funny and touch the ground with your left hand, does not make u a "gangster". me and my friends make fun of people who walk like that. im serious. we have walked behind them and copied their "i can touch the ground, man." walks. actually, i just watch and laugh and only 2 of my friends copy the person. the rest of them observe and comment. its very funny if the person being copied turns around to see what is going on and we all act innocent and stop talking. they dont buy it. are we still not clear??? i will sort of put it into terms you can "understand" yo, you aint nothing. stop playin. i am a very bad english slang speaker. as you can see. oh well. you are nothing. stop posing. :

angry chipmuncks

D, have u gotten and read the txts i sent you???

bored, bored. what to talk about next. arent sped up songs hilarious?
title: if you do not understand the title, wtf is wrong with you? nothing. if you understand the title, it means you are weird, like myself. if you are, join the "club". there is no one but me there because i am the only one who admits to being wierd. this is very sad. like "note to self".
*********** is back!!! *********** didnt move away!!!! YAY!

world, can i ask you a question?

"sure."

why does tofu have the same texture as mexican cheese?

"i cant tell you. top secret."
its true. same texture. i know.

bored, bored, you, D, are probably bored to death right now--- dont worry, i will attend your funeral. and then get kicked out because i was the cause of boring you 2 death. perfecto.
remember the sub. that thought i was italian? wasnt that funny? ugh.
********** didnt move away!!! YAY! L did something very stupid this last week. but i cannot say. she will kill me. no me crees??? do you have any idea how fast she can move and how sharp her nails are??? do you? she will throw her shoes at me if it comes to a chase. maybe even through her hair thing at me. then scream out all she has on me. and make a few stuff up. i am completely serious. i will not tell the world what L did. nunca. also, it would be betraying of trust, and blah blah blah. bored, bored. its safe to say that M1 skipped today because of pig heart disections in her science class, right?

"yeah. i wont tell anyone." the world assured me.

i dont really like victory records. they suck. but some of their bands dont. victory records is pretending to be nonmainstream, and not rich, when it is. annoys people. OH!!! ********** didnt move away!!! YES!!! shut up, D. youre probably laughing right now because i keep bringing it up, and are going to tell me how stupid i am on el telefono. i am going to say it again. *********** didnt move away, yay! ya se. soy pathedica. (spelled wrong) OH! Jess showed me some 10 commantments of mcrfan. i agreed with several of them. #3 was something like this: "thou shalt seek revenge on all those who wrong you" amen.

i have read my post on yesterday. seems i have lost my touch. i am boring. i have no voc. (voice.) *pretends to care* remember, this is MY blog. i can say whevere the f*** i want. :)
i have figured out the reason i cant embed vidz. from youtube. they only embed to ghay myspace. remember? that vid. on one of the gtbs "episodes"?
and now, Musica. a great thing. i dont know what anyone would do without musica. the world would go even more insane than it is now. all would be bad chaos. not good chaos. RTOC is good chaos. nota: si tu no sabes que RTOC es, wtf is wrong with you???
atreyu-purevolume*
im guessing someone was played?
song #2 is kinda weird...
personally, i prefer
FFTL-purevolume*
awesome.
*purevolume is part of unborn media or something.
forget purevolume. the only play the music they want to play. i want bleeding mascara, but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Ex's and Oh's
Bleeding Mascara
youtube is better than you.

and now, to close, i leave you with:
REVENGE LIST
1person that i cant say on internet
2yesterday's bastards. dont get wierd. they didnt say anything 2 me, in my face. i would have slapped their facial skin off. they were idiotas and deserve to be embarrased somehow.
*advice* watch yourself. i will get you back somehow. i cant beat anyone up on school grounds... go to the park!!! we will be waiting. bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... by we i mean: a black belt, a tough short person with sharp nails, a tough texan-raised girl who can FIGHT, me, another person who can throw you far, N. N can make something up and slowly spread it through the "system", et cetera. :)
adios.
-gaby
"ghosts are now waiting for you... are you dreaming..."

especial post!!!

hola. como estan todos? i have soooo much to say... lets begin with

Cell Phone Photography:

this is a piece i would like to call... "The Tree At Night, That One time When M1 Came and L, M1, and I Went To The Park" you cant see it, can you? oh well. when i figure out how to upload images on here i will post a pic. of me, L, and my sister that D took on her cell phone in negative. it looks awesome. our faces are blue!!! my hair is awesome in that pic. :(

guess what? yesterday, i walked home from school the long way because 2 idiotic bastards were being sick idiotic bastards. i will not go into details. they are younger than me, so i really wanted to flip them off and insult their mothers, but i really wanted to get home... so... i owe you one!!! beware. i have friends... so what if they are girls. they can beat the motherf*cking shit out of you in 5 minutes. after we catch you. we can run fast, too. bwah ha ha ha ha. no, seriously, be very aware. i have no idea wtf your name is... but be aware. surround yourself with people. have many witnesses. we wont attack unless ur alone.

jess now has a gmail. YAY!

hi D!!! how art thou? isnt this post boring??? D told me that the posts that talk about stupid people and how they piss me off are funny. she said most of my posts bored her to sleep. oh well.

WTF: in la escuela, people are acting very weird. for example, this stupid "emo" thing. when will it end??? most people say someone else is "emo" because of hair... in face... wtf??? actually, sometimes some people do go over board, and hairinface makes them look like shit. (on south park, "shit" is a cursed word. brings on the black death. ??? or, as it was called WAAY back then, the plauge. reminds me of the latest plauge. what is th3 lat3st plaug3, y0u ask??? think about it.) [here is an example of hair in face being a good thing: *** i happened to be lisening/watching the vid/song at the time i am writing this. you dont see it??? oh well. sonny acts effeminate in this vid. kinda funny.] the example of hair in face when it is not good is in the last "episode" of gtbs. if you are not lazy, its the one where i say something about an idiota horribly lip singing or something.

hell no. i just found something horrible. byob w/ pictures of those stupid blond twins all over the mags my sister has. ugh. i feel sick. byob does not belong with those pics. if u do not know wtf byob is, youre hopeless. awesomeheadbanging

anyway, now youre "emo" if someone who "knows" says you "are". wtf. no one has called me that so far... thanx... but still... wtf??? in my opinion, you have problems if you think calling someone "emo" is funny. especially if they actually cut themselves. dont make it worse. i have officially repeated myself to the max.

WTF: "gangstas". wtf. there are NO gangsters in my

title: inventa uno. yo no se!!! there are many typos in "El Dador" (the giver) in spanish.

tell me something i dont know.

"your book report is due tomorrow..." the world informed me.

(silence.) (long pause.) shit.

anything else?

"you have tons of science homework. that you didnt do in class because SOMEONE (you) was talking."

...crap.

question!

**** i have noticed that being "emo" is all about the hair in your face. people have been getting hair cuts, for that reason??? WTF!

advice: never, ever, flip someone off and shake your fist at them. at the same time. makes you look like a retard.
adios.
-gaby

wtf???/Welcome to Gaby's Titled Blah Show!!! (IV) [its a 2 in 1. aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!]

hola. como estan todos. something that makes me go "wtf?!!!" :
-the fact that drinking "diet lipton green tea with citrus natural favors naturally protective AOXtm antioxidants 72mg of flaviniod antioxidants per serving 16.9 FL OZ 500 ML" makes me cold. wtf?
-the fact that mass in english at st. cyril's went wrong. how did it go wrong, you ask?

"i never asked! i dont want to know!!!" the world said, worry-ing.

well, here is a list. since you want to know so badly.

1. we could only stand it for exactly...38 minutes. shame on us. i am completely serious.
2. they were mean. (thats a stupid thing 2 say...)
3. there werent enough chairs. :( im done. this is boring beyond... trying to watch an episode of the stupid, retarded "power rangers" i hate them. the show's "special effects" suck. even more than that old '60's scifi shows that i have seen comercials for.

Continueing w/ wtf:

- why do people consider "surfers" anyone with blond hair? wtf? does everyone w/ blond hair surf? i dont think so. as proof, i can assure you that Jess cant surf. or she can, and has never told anyone. i dont know. i will ask her.

-today is sunday!!! new season of mind of mencia!!! woo hoo!!! how is this wtf? material???

-i have school 2morrow. wtf!!!

-i find the book, you know, the one about some orphan??? classic? not "Great Expectations", but by the same author, Charles Dickenson or something... whats it called, the main character's name is oliver twist... well, that book, very boring. its overdue at the library and i cant make myself read it, even if i am REALLY bored. wtf???

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Welcome to Gaby's Titled Blah Show!!! today i have decided to do videos for the same song!!! woo hoo!!!

Atreyu: Bleeding Mascara

Cheese Version "ITS MY BARREL!!! back off bitches"
Bleeding Mass Terror "GGGOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDD"

Atreyu Logo i tried to get a pic. of the logo from google. i copied. it refused to paste. :(

Final Fantasy X2 kinda boring.

FanVid. Reminds me of something M2 would make.

Bleeding Mascara With Lyrics For Those Who Do Not Understand What They Are Saying

Some Idiota Lip Sings. I Hate Him. People Would Consider Him A "Surfer" Because Of The Stupid Hair In His Face. doesnt even know how to lip sing....

Windows Movie Maker Vid

next song, plz.

From First to Last: Ride the Wings of Pestilence

Actual Vid. i think La Llorona is in there. very interesting vid. if you know the legend. i did an expository on her for spanish class. spanish class is really easy! :) "i'll hide you in my walls. your body, will never be found. i'll WEAR your skin as a SUIT, pretend to be you, your friendswilllikeyoumorethantheyusedto..."

Ride the Wings of Pestilence a' la' Piano good. see. it COULD have been "classical music".

En Vivo decent. i didnt get to see the whole vid. because it takes too long to load.

Special Stick Figure Edition horrible timing. dont watch if really bad timing pisses you off.

Final Fantasy (Dutch) Awesome Fighting. you will find, under "1 week ago" missmuseonFUsed saying "awesome. :)". yeah. that was me... i forgot to add the "c" to the name thing. i was planning for it to be "missmuseconFUsed" but, i forgot. oh well.

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS hilarious. sonny sounds like an angry mouse who spent too much time trying to imitate donald duck. the screams are even funnier. it sounds like travis ritcher is a mouse being tortured endlessly. or the "chipmuncks".

En vivo II bad sound but good vid.

slowed down again...appearantly they sound like chipmuncks on crack. i wouldnt know.

special stick figure edition. really good. perfect timing.

ride the wings... slowed down DAMMIT!!! i cant find the damn video!!! wtf!!!! i MUST WATCH IT!!!! they say its really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

ride the wings...sped up, and lip "sinc"ed to. ok.

another stick figure edition. funny. the little brother wondering what the hell was in his walls.

The Used: Take it Away

black. no pictures. "you know i hate light."

en vivo. warped tour. '04.

lip singers. estan mas locas que yo.

bleach. brought to you by: shonjen beat!

im really bored... i should have gone bike riding... i should have done the dishes... i should have gone somewhere. still bored. ughh.

Hatred

Death To Fall Out Boy

death to fall out boy

not as good as killing fob

i hate fall out boy. pete is gay. i dont know about the rest.

adios.

-gaby. i hope no1 ever reads my blog. and no1 does. thanx! :D

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